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The posts on this blog are sfw. Nothing wrong with Optica, folks. Relax!!! :)

I love how every century or so the entire field of physics collapses on itself because of a few discoveries that go against everything currently known and then we just kinda have to wait a little while until it gets back on its feet

A chemist from the 1910s could pick up a modern chemistry textbook and understand quite a bit of it. They’d have lots of missing gaps but they could probably understand a decent amount. A physicist from the 1910s could pick up a modern physics textbook and not understand jack shit of it

A chemist from the 1910s in modern times: Woah! You guys discovered quite a few more elements of the periodic table! Cool!

A physicist from the 1910s in modern times: what the fuck is a particle accelerator

Y’all. The physics we know today is incredibly recent. A physicist from the 1910s would not only barely know a thing about quantum mechanics, they would have absolutely no idea about the BIG BANG. The big bang theory isn’t even 100 years old. GALAXIES were only discovered in the 1920s. String theory? Just barely 50 years old. The standard model of particle physics was only completed in the 1970s.

Past the basic high school level, most of the physics you learn has only been around for about 100 years, even less.

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There's an estimated 90,000 people alive that are OLDER THAN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT GALAXIES EXIST.

Because that shit dates back to 1923, 100 years ago, and that's how many people are alive over the age of 100.

(specifically that's when Hubble announced his* discovery of Cepheid variables, which can be used to measure how far away stars are, proving that some are definitely outside our galaxy)

* this is a lie. Hubble gets credited for Henrietta Swan Leavitt's discovery, but she was both dead and a woman so it's not like anyone was gonna complain about that minor academic misconduct.

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To clarify (aka continue talking about it because this is one of my niche Things I'm About), Henrietta Swan Leavitt figured out certain stars called Cepheid variables.

They're these neat stars that change in brightness over time, going up and down over and over, over periods of a few days to a few months. They'd been know about for a while, but Henrietta Swan Leavitt figured out the trick: their brightness and the length it takes them to complete a dimming/brightening cycle are related.

And this may seem like some boring who cares astronomy knowledge but it radically changed how we think about the universe. See, it's hard to tell how far away a star is. You can measure how bright it is, sure, but what if it's a big star far away or a dim star that's close? You can't tell those apart!

Unless you know how bright the star is to begin with... And Cepheid variables gave us that. You can measure how long it takes them to go through their brightness cycle, and then figure out how big a star they are. So if it appears super bright and you measure the period and it says it must be tiny, then you know it's close. If it's dim but the period says it must be giant, you know it's far. For the first time we had a way to measure how far away distant stars were.

So Hubble went looking for Cepheid variables, and found some in the "Andromeda Nebula". He proved they were WAY TOO FAR to be part of our galaxy, so now we call that the Andromeda Galaxy. A couple years later he combines this technique with measurements of the speed of galaxies and realizes that everything is moving away from us. The universe is expanding.

Henrietta Swan Leavitt discovers the brightness/period relationship of Cepheid variables in 1908-1912. In 1921, she dies of cancer. Within a decade, her discoveries are used to prove there are galaxies (1923-1924) and that the universe is expanding (1929).

She discovered an obscure astronomy fact and within two decades everything we know is turned upside down because that discovery proves the universe is bigger and weirder than we expected.

Anyway she would have been nominated for a Nobel Prize in 1925 and she probably would have gotten it, except she was dead and the Nobel Prize is only for living people.

(this is, coincidently, why Crick and Watson got the Nobel Prize for Rosalind Franklin's discovery of DNA, because she died four years before the prize was awarded)

I love that I have this little creature in my house and all she does is walk around looking for a new place to take a nap and stare out the window and throw up on my floor and I’m like I would Die for this creature. she is perfect. and I tell her I love her and in return she has no thoughts whatsoever

I love her so much look at her she’s so cute okay

thank you everyone for loving my beautiful baby girl I told her she was famous on the internet and she just stared at me as her single brain cell bounced around her peanut brain

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my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension

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he doesnt remember but he wakes up and is like babe i had the WEIRDEST dream and im like uhuh. i bet

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@kingshovelbug can you tell this random internet stranger you love when i preform experiments on you actually

please help. its so dark in here

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Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.

Excerpt from this Margaret Renkl Op-Ed from the New York Times:

Last fall, in a moving essay for The Bitter Southerner, the writer Janisse Ray called the Okefenokee “a gigantic, ethereal, god-touched swamp in southeast Georgia that’s like no other place on earth.” This is the kind of ecstatic language the refuge inevitably inspires. Some 700,000 people visit it each year, and I have always intended to return. Now I’m worried I won’t ever have the chance.
Twin Pines Minerals, an Alabama-based mining company, has applied to build a strip mine less than three miles from the wildlife refuge. The mining operation would target a geological formation called Trail Ridge, a raised area of land on the eastern border of the swamp. During prehistoric times, Trail Ridge was a barrier island. Today the ocean is some 45 miles away, and Trail Ridge functions as a low earthen dam that holds the Okefenokee in place. “Trail Ridge is not only ecologically important in and of itself,” notes the Georgia Conservancy, “but also serves as scaffolding for the health of the Okefenokee.”
But Trail Ridge contains titanium dioxide. Twin Pines proposes to extract the mineral by peeling off the topsoil, digging out the sand pits, separating the sand containing titanium and then returning the mineral-free sand to its approximate original location.
It might sound like a decent plan if you’ve never seen what happens when a coal company practices mountaintop removal mining, which also works according to a destroy-extract-replace model. Strip mines dramatically alter the environment. Recreating ancient ecosystems afterward isn’t possible.
And as the Okefenokee Protection Alliance points out, risking this wildlife refuge just isn’t necessary. Titanium dioxide isn’t hard to find elsewhere, and procuring it is not exactly an issue of national security: “Though titanium is used in everything from surgical tools to military equipment, mineral commodity experts expect the minerals that might be obtained here to be used for more pedestrian purposes — primarily as a pigment for coloring things white like paint, plastic and even toothpaste.”
On Jan. 19, the Georgia Environmental Protection Division opened a period of public comment about the company’s draft plan. It’s not necessary to live in Georgia to comment.

Ohhhhhh no no no no no HELL no!!!

Strip mined areas hemorrhage pollutants into surrounding water. Mining accidents in Eastern KY have made drinking water toxic for 20 years after the accident. I can only imagine how much worse that would be in a SWAMP

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ty for stealing this one much appreciated

people in the notes suggesting it was "improper" for the juror to do this or that it "introduced bias" to the court proceeding 🙄 the ice agent in question accused a moc of assaulting him / resisting arrest. how is the agent being a white supremacist not relevant. what universe are you living in

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As a member of the world’s SECOND oldest profession, I assure you this is just one of many ways the justice system is systematically fucked up.

For anyone who wants to know how to fact check something you are told while on jury duty without getting fined:

First, you need to understand that the rule that jurors can’t just google things is coming from a good place. Like imagine that you are on a jury that’s considering, say, a medical malpractice lawsuit and one of your fellow jurors comes into the jury room and says to you, “I think the victim’s expert was lying because WebMD totally contradicts everything they said.”

And you might be like, “But WebMD is notoriously unreliable website and the expert you’re talking about is a researcher from Mayo Clinic.” But this person cannot be swayed.

Like, we can all agree that would be bad.

So even though these rules can contribute to unjust outcomes as in the case above (and seriously, the fact that the defense attorney didn’t fact check that is probably grounds for legal malpractice), they also prevent jurors from just looking up bullshit online and taking it more seriously than the actual experts the court has put on. And I think in the era of anti-vaxxers/QAnon/COVID denial/etc., we can all understand why it’s a bad idea to trust that people can tell fact from bullshit online.

So in light of this, how do you as a juror fact check something?

The key here is that you have to ask the court for information. Jurors can ask questions of the court during deliberations, so if something you said sounds off to you, you can ask for more information.

The key term you want to use here is “credibility.”

The job of a jury is to decide what are called “questions of fact.” Long before the trial even starts, lawyers will have hashed out all the “questions of law” --- like, what the statute of limitations is; what laws, exactly, were allegedly broken; whether the court you’re in even has jurisdiction; stuff like that. Jurors are responsible for deciding which side’s version of the facts has more credibility.

For instance, if the prosecution’s witness says X and the defense’s witness says Y, the jury is responsible for deciding which is true, X or Y. And you do this by weighing which one is more credible.

So in this case, if the juror had known to, he could have told the judge, “In order to properly assess the ICE agent’s credibility, I need more information about his tattoo. I have doubts about whether he was telling the truth about it, which would impact how credible I would find his testimony. Can the agent please provide evidence that it really is what he says it is?”

There are a lot of problems with our legal system, and I think one of the biggest is that jurors aren’t educated about what they can and can’t do. Juries have a lot of power, if (and only if) they know how to use it.

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Reblogging for that last post, because frankly, “what to do as a juror” is one of those things the schools should really be teaching us. Serving on a jury is one of the most powerful rights of citizenship and everyone should be educated in how to exercise it correctly.

BEKKATHYST CUSTOM NECKLACE GIVEAWAY

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Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. This time I’m giving away a custom handmade necklace. 

We have an online store that could use your support!

About us: My name is Rebekka and I handmake jewelry and sell crystals. My business is a small, family run establishment that I started here on tumblr in 2013. I’ve been lucky enough to grow to the point where this supports me, my partner, and our daughter. In the US we also had a brick-and-mortar shop in which I employed my mom and a few of my siblings. However, we closed it to be able to move to Austria, my home country! 💜 I strive to put compassion and ethics first in my business, and I hope that shines through. We have a website but also run many fun sales directly here on Tumblr.

What the winner receives:

  • A custom electroformed necklace handmade by me! The winner will choose between a couple different options and designs and I will make a necklace for them. The necklace can have a value of $200.

Rules:

  1. You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)
  2. You can be from anywhere in the world! I am shipping from Austria.
  3. Shipping is entirely free, I will cover it. But if you live in a country that that charges import tax, you are responsible for it. If it gets sent back to me, you will need to pay shipping to have it sent again.
  4. You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.
  5. Please check out our online shop!
  6. DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.
  7. Reblog this post to enter. Likes count as additional entries. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.
  8. Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day.  
  9. At the end, each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.
  10. The giveaway ends Monday, January 16th 2023.
  11. The winners will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.

Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

BEKKATHYST CUSTOM NECKLACE GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. This time I’m giving away a custom handmade necklace. 

We have an online store that could use your support!

About us: My name is Rebekka and I handmake jewelry and sell crystals. My business is a small, family run establishment that I started here on tumblr in 2013. I’ve been lucky enough to grow to the point where this supports me, my partner, and our daughter. In the US we also had a brick-and-mortar shop in which I employed my mom and a few of my siblings. However, we closed it to be able to move to Austria, my home country! 💜 I strive to put compassion and ethics first in my business, and I hope that shines through. We have a website but also run many fun sales directly here on Tumblr.

What the winner receives:

  • A custom electroformed necklace handmade by me! The winner will choose between a couple different options and designs and I will make a necklace for them. The necklace can have a value of $200.

Rules:

  1. You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)
  2. You can be from anywhere in the world! I am shipping from Austria.
  3. Shipping is entirely free, I will cover it. But if you live in a country that that charges import tax, you are responsible for it. If it gets sent back to me, you will need to pay shipping to have it sent again.
  4. You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.
  5. Please check out our online shop!
  6. DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.
  7. Reblog this post to enter. Likes count as additional entries. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.
  8. Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day.  
  9. At the end, each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.
  10. The giveaway ends Monday, January 16th 2023.
  11. The winners will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.

Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

BEKKATHYST CUSTOM NECKLACE GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. This time I’m giving away a custom handmade necklace. 

We have an online store that could use your support!

About us: My name is Rebekka and I handmake jewelry and sell crystals. My business is a small, family run establishment that I started here on tumblr in 2013. I’ve been lucky enough to grow to the point where this supports me, my partner, and our daughter. In the US we also had a brick-and-mortar shop in which I employed my mom and a few of my siblings. However, we closed it to be able to move to Austria, my home country! 💜 I strive to put compassion and ethics first in my business, and I hope that shines through. We have a website but also run many fun sales directly here on Tumblr.

What the winner receives:

  • A custom electroformed necklace handmade by me! The winner will choose between a couple different options and designs and I will make a necklace for them. The necklace can have a value of $200.

Rules:

  1. You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)
  2. You can be from anywhere in the world! I am shipping from Austria.
  3. Shipping is entirely free, I will cover it. But if you live in a country that that charges import tax, you are responsible for it. If it gets sent back to me, you will need to pay shipping to have it sent again.
  4. You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.
  5. Please check out our online shop!
  6. DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.
  7. Reblog this post to enter. Likes count as additional entries. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.
  8. Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day.  
  9. At the end, each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.
  10. The giveaway ends Monday, January 16th 2023.
  11. The winners will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.

Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!