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niamh, nose, however it goes

@satisfactorystucky / satisfactorystucky.tumblr.com

i guess i haven't changed my bio in a billion years so... hey i'm niamh and i like finding russian adjectives to describe cats

gender discussions with other nb/trans people feel like that picture in the hall of athens with all the greek philosophers talking

me and my bros talking about genders and someone shouts “i want to be an insect” and we all cheer in unison

Barack Obama complaining abt getting friendzoned by a bi girl even tho he read Foucault to impress her is just too much. We don’t need to know that.

I thought this was a joke

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Considering Foucault became an intellectual to impress a bi boy, this is indescribably funny

For context

So if foucault was hot obama would have never been president

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

Well… since a thread blew up on twitter about me being a lesbian I thought I’d officially just reintroduce myself to those of you who don’t know. My name’s Becky. I created this blog when I was 13 with the help of a few girls. Honestly, it was a joke that kind of blew up. Somehow I brought joy to girls and boys all across the world (”justgirlythings” but literally any man or woman could laugh/relate to this blog) and that’s all I really could’ve asked for when creating this. The above picture is me and my fiancée Chelsi. 

I’d like to thank you all for coming along on this journey with me for the past decade. 

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

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Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

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rb to save a person with anxiety!!

I’m in the middle of a panic attack and literally this video itself helped lmao. My brain went from 0 to 100 real quick 😂😂 this is the most chaotic way of helping I’ve ever seen

I thought this was going to be like,,, a joke or something but like this is some solid advise.

The last time I hate a panic attack I sat down and just. ate a raw radish because I didn’t like the taste and it was crunchy. My brain stopped thinking about the panic attack and went to “why the fuck are you eating a radish” and within a minute I felt so much better

Me & the Boys on the way to take our finals

This also works if you’re having a weed panic attack

My neighbors during one of my anxiety attacks