I might as well live in Infernum

image desc: a note from tumblr user @/whimbo saying “imagine telling them the queen is dead”

My take on fic writing is that I don’t care what actually happened in canon.

- but I do need to get the price of tulips in 1850’s Paris right because that’s how I’m letting you guys know that my ignorance of the source material is a hard-earned and intentional kind of bliss.

the top 12 most mouth-actor-y mouth actors of all time: ranked

She’s 100% correct

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

Everyone look at this

The ending is incredibly satisfying

I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE

Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canada

Rockstar, Monster, and Red Bull.

My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season "for red bull and snickers" because he swears by a trick he used to do in college where he would chug a red bull and eat a snickers in the exam hall before every single one of his exams and he did well on all of them. Legitimately swears to this day that it works and makes me do it. The first time i tried it i also knocked that exam out of the park. It would take 2 more years for either of us to figure out that we both had low blood pressure and what all that caffeine and sugar was making us experience was known as "normal blood pressure allowing us to concentrate better." My dad still swears that it was the red bull and snickers and not the medical equivalent of using the wrong equation and getting the right answer.

No more brother wars

Bee Gees - You Should Be Dancing

loki decides to quit villainy as a profession and instead take up a job as a singer. because he doesn’t know human culture that well, he decides sticking to traditional tunes is better than guessing what’s popular

of course, he calls himself folki

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

A bag of trail mix where every component inexplicably tastes like raisins

Sen. Elizabeth Warren joined Senators Ed Markey and Jeffrey Merkley in sending a letter to President Biden requesting a “blanket pardon” for all nonviolent federal marijuana convictions.

AGREED

NO ONE deserves to be in prison for posessing or using weed.

It’s literally a non-addictive drug with no harmful physical or mental side effects. smoking and drinking do more damage to the human body and actually ARE addictive but no one goes to jail for using or selling cigarettes or booze. People facing jail time over weed is ludicrous

girl what are you talking about this rips

she's got a popcorn ceiling and the godzilla figurines are what's "ruining" the decor? get a grip

How is it remotely possible to like a person and not automatically like everything they like by association???? I never thought that was even avoidable? If you're dating someone you shouldn't be capable of thinking anything they care about is tacky or stupid??!

It goes both ways like if she was putting vomitous beige sears catalog trash in with his stuff I'd hope he'd find that cute and fun.

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

I got a phone call from the police station about my teenage llama this week, telling me some tourists had called them upon seeing a llama crossing the road, who “stopped when she saw us” and “refused to give way” (their complaint in French sounded amazingly traffic-related, “elle n’a pas cédé le passage”…) The policeman told them yeah that’s our Pampe! don’t worry about it she’s living her life, you can try to pet her but she’s shy with strangers… Imagine calling the police about a llama refusing to abide by basic road rules and being told haha that’s our girl! Give her a pat for me! Pampérigouste, you are very annoying and very loved.

I started following that road looking for her, occasionally calling her with my special I Come Bearing Muesli whistle (and it was a lie), and as soon as I got mobile reception I received a text from a neighbour telling me “Ton affreuse est là” (“your horrible one is here”). I turned around to go pick her up, and discovered that he had locked her in the Horny Bull Pen, aka his most securised enclosure. When Pampe escapes to his farm just to be a pest she usually hangs out with his cows until I arrive and he doesn’t mind, so it was a little joke, and it was so funny finding Pampe languishing in a high-security prison. She looked very put out and I told her she absolutely deserved her sentence. Then I opened the gate and I didn’t even need my rope, she was happy to be pardoned and to see Pandolf, and followed us readily, on the road and then through the woods to my farm, it felt so companionable, the three of us walking home together.

oh this is such a happy tale

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

Avatar: doing it right yet again

The designers of pokemon have finally been vindicated for putting a bunch of ice type pokemon in the "mineral" egg group

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

If Garbage trucks play music like ice cream trucks then you can hear them coming and you won’t forgot to roll your trash bin out.