didnt attack OR kill anyone today btw
sorry for being so weird it's my first time being alive
*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list
The girl he held in his arms was like a kitten too miserable to cry
yeah sorry, you're not gonna have the context for him immediately. might have to scroll a bit first. yeah. sorry.
i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse
25.03.23, saturday
cats & coding
middle schoolers will literally say anything to each other. i had my 6th graders working on a translation and one of them told his classmate "look it up, dictionary boy" when he wanted to know what a word meant as if that wasn't the funniest thing you could possibly say in that situation
hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.
that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold
that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything
i haven't heard that song. i only listen to cds i steal out of unlocked cars
grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen
*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die
dont talk about tiktok things with me i wont know what youre saying i was forbidden from using the internet by my monastery elders
maybe if i keep singing kilby girl over and over getting louder every time it'll scare my depression away?






