Wanda: Do you know how many bones the human body has? Its 206. We start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. Wouldn’t you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you…
America: Hi yeah. What the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean!!?
Pietro: Do you ever get so excited you just want to crush a human skull in your hands?
Wanda: You just described breathing.
Pietro: I am most fairly certain I did not.
breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter
Just found out that some straight girls use the term ‘pillow princess’ to refer to themselves.
Like…what!?
I thought it was obvious that it is a wlw or queer term. Like, no shit you’re the pillow princess. Its like how people use ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ when they’re straight, unless pegging is involved or something its clear how it works duh.
A woman can be dominant or submissive in a straight relationship but they’re still bottoming i thought that was common knowledge.
Like, what are you saying?
Y/N: Hey, Wanda, what do you want to eat?
The Scarlett Witch inside of Wanda: The souls of the innocent!
Wanda: A bagel
The Scarlett Witch inside of Wanda: NOOO
Wanda: Two bagels
bianca di angelo died of eldest daughter syndrome and nico di angelo ran away from camp half blood for four years because of rejection sensitive dysphoria. power siblings
Venom: Y/n where are we?
Y/n: The raft
Venom: I believe a raft is some type of boat or boating machinery and I do not see any water around here unless you count the water outside of this building
Y/n restrained in a straight jacket losing the will to live: The raft is a secure prison for dangerous super humans because apparently that’s where people’s money is going
Wanda: If I don’t get out of here soon I’m going to blow up this prison with everyone in it and laugh at their screams
Y/n:……
Venom:……
Wanda: I’m just saying
"You open a bag of food at midnight and become a hero. I do it and become the enemy. That doesn't seem fair"
HI MY NAME’S HOBIE🕷️ HOBIE BROWN 😝🤟🏿 I’M NOT A ROLE MODEL. I WAS BRIEFLY A RUNWAY MODEL 📸 I HATE THE AM!! 👊🏿 I HATE THE PM!! 👊🏿 I HATE LABELS!!! 🎸💥
Pavitr definitely told his Maya Aunty about Miles’s embarrassing mistake btw trust me
Pavitr definitely told his Maya Aunty about Miles’s embarrassing mistake btw trust me
NOBODY FUCKING TOUCH ME OH MYGOD
I felt his pain with the ‘chai tea’ debacle.
