“what will your kids think of that tattoo?” my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.
They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”
But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.
YES YES YES YES!!!
This is why I don't comment on other people's parents. I know that I don't know them the way their children do and I have no right
and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become just imagine cemeteries looking like this life after death THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT
this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries
you can choose what kind of tree you want to become?
my grand kids gon smoke that OG me
zooted off my spirit
forever in their hearts lungs.
How homophobes should be treated honestly.
I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!
“Tip your waitress”
LAWD HAMMERCY I NEED TO START LOOKING AT THIS LOL
Lafayette is perfect!
THIS DRAGGING WAS LEGENDARY
Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them. That’s kids will be kids.
Your child calls other children homophobic, racist, or misogynistic slurs. Your child steals or tells other children that they’re not allowed to play in certain areas. Your kid punches their crush when that child doesn’t reciprocate their feelings. That is NOT “kids will be kids” and you as the parent or teacher need to put a stop to it.
Discipline & respect.
Message!
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE HARD HEADED PARENTS IN THE BACK
Guys, I’ve got a little story to tell. So like second week of college I saw this girl and she was wearing a shirt that said “Switzerland” and had the Swiss flag on it or something. I thought she was absolutely beautiful. Like made it hard to catch my breath and blow me off my feet kind of beautiful but I could never gather up the courage to go up to her and say anything. I came back that night and I remembered seeing this text post on Tumblr once and I thought that related to the situation perfectly so I wrote it down on a piece of paper and kept in my bag so that when I see her again, this time I’ll just walk up to her and show her the note and that will let her know how I feel. So 3 months pass by and absolutely no sign of her anywhere and so I kinda forgot about it. I mean every now and then I would remember that I saw her and I would remember the note but that was it. So today I’m walking down the street with one of my friends who has my camera in his hands and is clicking random pictures while we walk and so this girl passes by and for a second I freeze not sure if that was her, so I take another glance and guess what? It’s her! So I walk up to her and tell her everything a hundred percent honestly about seeing her second week of school and about the note I’ve had in my bag for so long and then I take it out my bag and give her the note and she reads it and she smiles for like 3 seconds and then it fades and then she looks at me like she’s really sorry for me and says “this is so sweet of you to do, thank you!” And I’m like “no problem” and then I don’t know what it was inside me, like it was instincts and so I blurt out “would you maybe like to get coffee sometime?” And that sorry look on her face, which is extremely beautiful might I mention just gets like a 100x more severe and I can just tell that I’ve made a mistake and she says “I’m so sorry but I have a boyfriend” and I just say “oh okay, you take care then” and I just walk away. The note said - “if you see a beautiful stranger in public once, it’s luck. If you see a beautiful stranger in public twice, it’s destiny.” My friend just happened to click this picture while this was all happening and I know I probably shouldn’t post it without her permission but it’s not too bad, also she looks beautiful in this picture. And that was how another one of my absolutely super dorky attempts at maybe trying to convey my thoughts horribly horribly failed. :(
This is beautiful.
this makes my heart feel things
I have hope again
Idk why, but I expected a happier ending.
Proof you CAN get turned down and not be a dick about it.
There needs to be more guys like you in the world lol
This is beautiful
This is my favorite story and I reblog it every time it’s on my dash
-sobbing in the distance-
If somebody did something like this for me I would cry! 😭❤️
this speaks to me
Ugh I still imagine better endings for this sometimes 😂😭💕
This is so cute 😍😍
If I don’t reblog this assume I have died
NO TELL ME YOU GOT MARRIED WHAT THE FUCK NO PLEASE
its like a HONY story but way better
What a sweetheart. 😩❤️
Oh guys btw a year and a half later I found her and know her name now
WELL WHAT IS IT DAMN IT
The name is Ashley
it keeps getting bETTERRRRRR
UPDATE GUYS
this is what her friend sent me
OH MY GOD THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY EVER
THIS IS SO CUTE WTF
Notice how he got turned down and didn’t turn into an asshole? This is how it should be. Great story. Moments they’ll remember forever even though they aren’t together.
so my question then becomes after all these notes gushing about how great @ivishmalik is why hasn’t anyone changed his status to taken?
can i just make money while watching netflix pls
you actually can!!
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omg i actually got paid! i started doing this yesterday and at first I was worried that this wouldnt work, but its the real deal. i just basically do this whenever i’m watching netflix(which is like everyday…) i just open the website and do it while watching!
i finally caved into one of those sites and i’ve actually already been paid twice. you guys should seriously give it a try
hey do you know anything I can do to make some extra money?
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US/UK/CA/IRE/AUS ONLY THOUGH!
H E L P F U L
THANKS
Reblog to help people
Reblog to save a life
me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?
me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS THE BEST GIFSET I’VE EVER SEEN
THE FUCK IS YOU?? i died.
This is a forever reblog for me
When your lady on her period.
this got funnier as it went
“Don’t call her a bitch but
GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”
Facts 😂
There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony
This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing
Cinderella
Sleeping Beauty
Beauty and the Beast
The Little Mermaid
The Twelve Dancing Princesses
Little Red Ridding Hood
Snow White
Rapunzel
Alice in Wonderland
The Goose Girl
Peter pan
Other Retellings
What is your favorite fairy tale retelling? Any retellings that aren’t on the list that you would recommend?
#I can imagine this becoming a thing when they’re actually together #BABE WE’RE NOT ANIMALS #OR CAVE PEOPLE #We have UTENSILS AND DINNERWARE for these things! #You have stained TWO of my shirts with spaghetti sauce in the past week ALONE! #What? NO! I am not overreacting! #Our future kids are going to pick up all your bad habits, woman! #Did I say kids…? #Nope #No #JUST GET A DAMN PLATE, KIRSTEN
Stay with me?
I can't wait til season 2!
this would be the most effective anti-drug campaign
Imagine watching this while high
I’m doing an experiment
the amount of notes and nobody is doing anything about it
It’s been almost 2 years since I posted this and not a thing has changed.
play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT
I reblog this a lot but it gives me chills every time i hear it
Was this Twenty-One Pilots? Definitely sounds like it.
This has cycled through my blog like 4 times now and I’ll continue to reblog it every time
“what is shipping?”
That gif explains all
“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
LOL dark-blueeeee
“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.
