This kitty looks so mad

when i accidentally let slip about one of my interests in the gc

his garden is going 2 be lovely

undisclosed moodboard

What if we kissed in the fridge??? Just kidding. Unless...?

@dreams-broken-by-joy

:flushed: wh,,what if :flushed:

“You sit here, stare, and look pretty until the human feeds you. It’s the most important life skill you can learn.”

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

oh my god i’m losing it

Cats are so weird

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Couples fighting over who loves who more.

@shenzi-hemlock

not even a millisecond later 

“Fuck this” - Kenny, 2015

“Kenny”

Yeah, that’s his name?

Kenny the Corgi: The Dog Who Gave up on Walks

REALLY?

REALLY?!!

Can everybody please STOP with this bullshit?!

You know, while we’re on the subject, I met with a good friend a little while back for coffee. She told me that she and her husband had purchased essential oils for weight loss. She had been instructed by a salesperson to put a few drops of essential oils (I want to say they were grapefruit and mint) in a large container of water and to drink this several times a day.

She did lose weight. In some regard, this was effective. But she lost the weight because she felt too physically ill to eat. She reported feeling nauseated and lethargic all the time. She reported vomiting after most meals. I sat in the coffee shop and pulled up website after website, explaining why consuming essential oils is dangerous and why essential oil sales reps should not be trusted. Because the essential oils actually did make her lose weight, she was reluctant to stop, but being a sensible person, she did agree to stop consuming them. And she’s not a stupid person. She and her husband are both well-off, college-educated people.

Long story short, this shit is evil. It prays on people’s insecurities. I would say it’s modern snakeoil, but I think it’s actually worse. To the best of my knowledge, snakeoil was not a MLM scheme.

DO NOT CONSUME ESSENTIAL OILS!!!

These are for aromatherapy only, and they’re not going to cure your ailments! At most they can help you relax (lavender and camomile) or help with symptoms like congestion or nausea (peppermint). And that’s if you USE THEM PROPERLY AND DON’T EAT IT DUMBASS. Get a defuser god damn. And while they can help with cold symptoms, they can’t cure your cold. Take some nyquil or drink lots of orange juice or something.

ESSENTIAL OILS ARE FOR LIKE, PUTTING IN A FUCKING HUMIDIFIER AND GENTLY WAFTING TOWARDS YOUR FACE

EXTRACTS ARE THE ONES YOU EAT

DO NOT PUT ESSENTIAL OILS ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR BODY

THIS HAS BEEN AN ALL CAPS RECAP

YOU FUCKEN NUMPTIES

Important because I saw someone substitute essential oil for peppermint extract in some “healthy” cookies on Instagram

Also important - some essential oils in humidifiers can kill your cats when they breathe it in over time, check which are safe before using

P much any kind of pet can be at risk from stuff in the air, BUT ESPECIALLY BIRDS!

A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

* W I G G L I N G I N T E N S I F I E S *

Tiny unit

Living deliciously

“Never thought about what a baby peacock looked like and they don’t disappoint”

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