Wish I bought tickets for Coachella this year. The lineup looks sick.

I WILL fight you for front row at the Proto Zoa stage.

Holy shit! This is the holy grail.

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

I love robbery and fraud

My brother did the same thing all the time but he would pretend to be friends with his victims.

I’m screeching

Every customer.

Yikes

Ohhhhh

“how cool are you?” “I don’t like to brag but-”