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Hey nerds.

@sassycloudgoatee / sassycloudgoatee.tumblr.com

Hey I’m Vhaire, I’m 20 and I’m hot, just so attractive it’s silly.

I get men being sad because they don't get complimented, but I wish they understood that most of the time there's nothing to compliment them about because they put zero effort on their appereance. What do you want me to say? Your t-shirt is very red and your hair is definitely there! Ugly fuck

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honestly it is very entertaining to me that declan is so outwardly fatherless in his behavior that men cannot help but give him advice and mentorship

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

These are REALLY cool

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These are art in themselves, in a some of them point out what lockdown was like for us, they’re expressed themselves in a really cool way. But I think these are going to be talked about in the future.

Autocorrect keeps changing "come baaack!" to "come Barack"; and thus, a whiny entreaty not to leave me alone becomes an imperious command to an American ex-president to orgasm. Alas.

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

thats because i lied about this

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Gerard P Donelan

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I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

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jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

On spitting it out; On accepting it.
Richard Siken // Richard Siken // Safia Elhillo // F. Scott Fitzgerald // Carol Ann Duffy // CJ Hauser // Marya Hornbacher

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then