I’m not allowed to see my boyfriend until I get all my school work done and he just bought me a chocolate rose and my favorite smoothie and dropped it outside my house so I technically didn’t see him and he sent me inside to do work and have my smoothie and he’s outside my house playing with my little brother and I’m gonna cry omg
update i was 14 when i posted this, i’m 17 now, still with the boyfriend, he’s still real cute
being the eldest daughter like
being intensely uncomfortable as your mother cries into your shirt. you resent her existence. you crave her approval. how can you comfort her as you try to heal from her. why won’t she let you heal from her.
being the eldest daughter is like
you live a charmed life. you are well educated and well fed. you have never been denied a material want. you have thought about killing yourself every day since you were twelve.
being the eldest daughter is like
standing on the scale has made you cry more than any boy ever has. your mothers words cut you like a knife. even when she’s not around you hear her voice in your head. you put the jeans back on the rack.
being the eldest daughter is like
doing the dishes and the laundry and hating it. being exhausted at 2 am but refusing to sleep because it’s the only time you get to feel like a real person. bringing your mother tea when she’s sick. she tells you she loves you and it makes you feel sick too.
Having a walk in closet is gay because you can’t stand outside and grab the clothes you gotta actually go into it meaning every morning after you’re done getting dressed you gotta come out of the closet again and that’s so gay
When it comes time again for chillness to begin creeping back into the evenings, I smile, because I know Hades is tenderly polishing Persephone’s throne in the underworld, excitedly anticipating the long awaited return of his love.
everyone in the world has told me I can’t make paintings out of my own urine and barbecue sauce, but look at me now
- my nine year old brother, a much better shit poster than i
i am literally 100% sure that ultimately it was lily who asked james out like
buzz feed is so dramatic lmao this is such an ordinary thing to see on tumblr i wasn’t phased in the slightest and buzzfeed is here like DISTURBING!!! WARNING!!! REGRET!!!!
(Maybe one day I will be like her or find someone like her, and won't be such a mess so I can add to her happiness instead of destroying it.)
as we damn well should
I wonder if my boyfriend knows he’s being constantly held to the James Potter Standard
More stupid headcannons I felt like needed to be shared:
- when Sally dies, she goes to Elysium for reasons not limited to: giving birth to the hero of Olympus, calling Poseidon a whore and living, and Poseidon threatening that heads will fly if she won’t be let in
- however, when given the choice to reincarnate, Sally takes it because she’s Sally Jackson
- Poseidon knows she chose to be reincarnated but no one knows who she becomes
- then, one day. This mortal catches the eye of Neptune
- shenanigans ensue and when this woman ends up calling Neptune a whore for getting her pregnant Poseidon looses his shit because he fell for Sally in two different lives as the different aspects of himself
- the woman has a daughter and calls her something like Atlanta (Sally thinks she’s funny) and when the time comes the daughter goes to CJ and is basically the reason why Neptune’s legacy begins to become more positive in their eyes
~Fish
This is amazing! I can only imagine Poseidon popping up to get Sally in Elysium while poor Hades is already arguing with Percy about it.
Hades: I'm not convinced
Percy: what do you mean you're not convinced? If it hadn't been for her I would have never even lived to fulfill any prophecy-
Hades: then Nico could have done it...and probably have done a better job too.
Percy: I... Okay, I have other reasons why-
Poseidon: when she found out she was pregnant she called me a whore
Hades:
Percy:
Poseidon:
Percy: she did what-
Hades: Sally Jackson, welcome to Elysium (:
i love the idea that Neptune finds her too 😭 I like to think he looked for her at first, but eventually stopped bc he felt guilty over it and switched to his Neptune form to keep from pondering on her too much. Then he sees this one mortal and is just like “yes, this will distract me” and guess who?
Also, love the idea that Atlanta ends up being Percy reincarnated so we’ve come full circle or maybe Estelle ends up being reincarnated as Atlanta and Percy is the one who is the mortal child. Either way the opportunities are endless here.
Oh! And Atlanta is so awesome that CJ allows Sally 2.0 to live in New Rome even though he or she (maybe she reincarnated into a guy idk) is a mortal. Then when she dies again you got...
Pluto: I'm not convinced
Atlanta: what do you mean you're not convinced? If it hadn't been for her I would have never even lived to fulfill any prophecy-
Pluto: then Nico could have- wait. What? Nico has been dead for years... And is Greek. Have we had this conversation before?
Atlanta: what? No, of course not. As I was saying, there are other reasons-
Neptune: when she found out she was pregnant she called me a whore
Pluto:
Atlanta:
Neptune:
Atlanta: I’m sorry, what-
Pluto: I knew it. Welcome back to Elysium, Sally Jackson.
Atlanta: who the HELL is Sally Jackson?!
My math teacher is the purest most precious boi ever I-
I think it’s worth noting that my teacher is like 28
My math teacher is the purest most precious boi ever I-
For reference I’m 5’5 or 165cm and weigh 132 pounds
My dear mum said I’m fat and told me to go out for a walk...
I walked to the store and bought candy
