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@sassybiatchhh

follow my other account; m-i-s-s-u-n-d-e-r-s-t-0-0-d God is love but Satan does that thing you like with his tongue.
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain... than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

Shit!

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1sa2

OH HELL NAH.

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of-aurora

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reblog this you little shits.

Always reblog.

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sadnegro

how to grow lips fast 101

Lmfaoooo

report and delete this dudes blog

MY LIPS STILL AREN’T BACK TO NORMAL, DO NOT TRY THIS PEOPLE

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My friend who keeps messing up my pronouns got me this as a way to encourage him to get better at it.