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mark went in and took no hostages

girls’ night!

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell. 

Tropic Thunder (2008) dir. Ben Stiller

I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller

I was gonna joke "mom phineas and ferb are gaslighting me" then realized they kind of do technically gaslight candace and now I am losing my mind

phineas and ferb literally actively TELL linda that candace is telling the truth in many episodes. often they tell her "we built a rocket today" or some shit. it's linda who doesn't take any of her children seriously; she believes that candace makes things up or exaggerates and that phineas and ferb are playing pretend. on top of everythinf else going on i can NOT accept phineas and ferb slander on my dash today

can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun

conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy

holy shit

Picture taken from 1918 during the Spanish Flu

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

i am crying i can't breathd

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

decadence….

I love her 🤣