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honestly if you're not here to obsess over my blorbos and make shitposts with me then I cannot help you
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tinytinyturtles
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profeminist

Matthew Hodson: “ 20 years ago, 2 years after the arrival of combination therapy that effectively treated #HIV, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s LGBT newspaper ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline. It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.”

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naamahdarling

Y'all need to appreciate that this was practically fucking *yesterday*.

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sic-semper-hominibus

as of today: june 1, 2023, that headline is 2 ½ months shy of being old enough to rent a car

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theworsethingsgettheharderifight

for everyone bad at math, like me lol: the original print date was August 13th, 1998

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hallucxnating
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christs-cock

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

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christs-cock

okay so

  • be a goth. conservative christian parents don't approve of goth men. show up to their house wearing all kinds of satanic symbols if you can
  • know more about religion than the parents. they'll try to introduce you to christianity because you don't exactly look like a christian but your dad's an ex priest and has a phd in theology so *cracks knuckles* you'll correct them on every little mistake they make
  • call your fake girlfriend every annoying petname under the sun. i'm talking about babu, shmoopie, snuffleupagus. when you run out of annoying english terms of endearment call her shit like "my liver" or "my little cabbage" (actual greek terms of endearments but the parents won't know this they'll just think you're annoying :3)
  • to continue this, talk to your fake girlfriend in the most high pitched annoying voice possible but talk in your regular voice to everyone else
  • stare at her older brother's ass for just a little too long
  • have an annoying laugh. think of sybil fawlty but a stereotypical villain playing a church organ in his castle
  • let them quote bible verses to you. then ask "so when were those two destroyed for sodomy?". it's very funny to do this when judas kisses jesus, and it's even funnier when you've just corrected them over a minor mistake in church history
  • ask WHY abraham was begging for sodom. it doesn't make sense to you why a good christian man would go and beg for tha-
  • be over possessive of your fake gf (dont really do this, it's just an act)
  • go and fuck her brother in an alleyway. the parents won't know about this so it's an optional step
  • use words no one knows the meaning of. do this without realising because you always talk like that
  • just be yourself! that's enough on its own to make them despise you tbh
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christs-cock

yes

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blackpensils
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blackpensils

These designs are all related to a prequal hereafter story that kind of goes into detail on how Tucker can still be Mayor of Amity Park despite the fact that no one knows Danny's secret identity, along with some more angsty shit that I may or may not go into. I don't know if I'll ever get to writing it, so I might do a whole post about it at some point.

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aerokiinesis
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imbeingtauntedbyachild
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palindrome-mystery

From what I recall, the first time I saw 'rainbow capitalism' from a big brand was this image from Oreo in 2012.

abcnews.go.com

It created a lot of controversy. Calls for boycotts and such. But Oreo didn't take it down. They were unapologetic and didn't try to appease the homophobes or backtrack.

And I know this sounds weird, but it was like a shift. Proof that public opinion or acceptance of queerness was widespread enough for a company to consider it profitable.

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cryoverkiltmilk
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anexperimentallife
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linssweater

This thread omg

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thejeksburyguy

Family doesn’t have to be blood related.

Sometimes family is a righteously angry little girl, her supportive brother, a random stranger with a thirst for chaos and justice, two foreign grandmas, and The Rest Of The Plane.

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featherfrond

yasss this makes me happy like nothing else lol