Everyone talks about wanting a mean lesbian until a lesbian is mean
imagine being an animal without a tail i'd be livid
wait
ah *scribbles down on psychiatrist notes* penis envy
DHSDFGYRTRPY^%&$%&%ET$%RYSRTY$#E^%
obsessed with baby nautilus
look at it
*CRUNCH*
like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain
"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy
this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post
“Back Off Boys, They’re Butch!”
10 themed pin-up intaglio prints, each ~2”x3”
Senpai says you’re welcome
Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.
Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.
There’s also a Firefox/Chrome extension called Behind The Overlay that does all that with one mouse click. Used it for years; what a time saver.
And if you encounter a true paywall, use Archive.Today to bypass it. Just paste the paywalled url into the blue “search archived snapshots” box near the bottom:
were-ralph
Anonymous asked:
You might wanna reconsider playing hades esp since it has incest in it that the creators never took full accountability for. https://nbapprentice.tumblr.com/post/636169717653094400/what-creators-say-outside-of-their-work-should-not (this post goes into it p well)
i can’t imagine being y'all at all it seems so exhausting
were-ralph
“This has to be a joke” no I got threats this is serious hun
when people are like "oh yeah i never hang out with my nieces and nephews bc i hate kids. but wait until they're older haha they're gonna love me im gonna be the COOL aunt/uncle/whatever" like i hate to break it to you but even when they're older you will probably just be like any other awkward out of touch relative that they dread seeing because you refuse to engage with anyone that isn't directly inside the usual circle you socialize with. make an effort bitch
btw its not that hard to be the cool cousin/aunt/uncle/etc, kids are ecstatic to just have someone who listens to them
doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response
I regret to inform you but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life
