Gaelic Dirty Talk

The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later

I regret nothing

And that’s how I ended my senior year

Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone

OH MY GOD 

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

did you ever read such a smutty fic that you were like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m fucking going to hell

Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian.  This would be the language that she would have sung in.

people should just reply to anon hate with this

damn dude thats brutal

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

I have found my senior quote 

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

PUNJAMMIES™ are made by women in India rescued from forced prostitution seeking to rebuild their lives. Proceeds from the sales of PUNJAMMIES™ provide fair-trade wages, savings accounts, and holistic recovery care.

THESE are gorgeous and I want some

jesus these look COMFORTABLE 

THE FULL LENGTH KAROONA ONES OH MY GOD THE MIGHTIEST OF NEEDS

GIMME GIMME GIMME they are beautifull

They come in plus sizes too, y’all!

#abuse survivors#if you want to buy please buy from these people#instead of forever 21 or some other white store#these women deserve it

They look so comfortable! Want.

no but seriously, i own a pair and i bought my nana one as a gift and not only are they cozy comfy and go to an amazing cause but they are BEAUTIFUL. like i wear them out and not just as jimjams pls pls buy punjammies they have shorts and tee shirts too !!!

You guys - I bought two pairs of these a while back and they are well made, super comfortable, and JUST as beautiful in real life as in the pictures!!

I love supporting this cause.

Please consider buying a pair!

They are super comfy, I have a pair of pants and shorts. Extra bonus points: the pants have POCKETS! If you buy a pair of shorts, I would recommend going a size up. I fit a pair of small pants perfectly but the small shorts are the tiniest too tight.

“THE CACTUS FAMILY” BIG CANDLE // $15

im crying my two favorite things in one someone help

Doing classwork in front of your crush like

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

Keeping myself entertained in a parking lot AGAIN 😜🚘

HOW IS THIS ONLY 6 SECONDS

BECAUSE MAGIC

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

Anonymous said:

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical Order…Seductively

legend.

if you’re not doing this shit you can get out of my bed

this is actually so relaxing

okay so yesterday i started writing this piece for the piano and I liked how it sounded and tried making it into a dance song and so i showed you part of it and this is the finished version so yeah i hope you like it! you can download it for free here!!