you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

literallyyyyyy

i want to be part of a vampire's herd. and i want him to pet me like a cow

Listen I'm definitely the last person to be considered an authority on what is and isn't punk but seeing people put stuff in the tags of that one post like "barbie is absolutely punk and I'll fight anyone who disagrees" makes my stomach turn. First of all a blockbuster film starring Margot Robbie about a mass produced plastic toy owned by Mattel is not punk just because it has feminist themes and second of all you have never been in a fight in your life

hey tumblr is pretty bad but at least staff hasnt done the thing where every time you save an image it gives you a stupid fucking watermarked version

the theory that normal is going to go off on his own to find henry is so funny to me not bc of its accuracy (i do think it very plausible) but bc it means the cast would be split up into freddie+matt+beth and then just will doing scenes on his own where he is both characters.

Once again, Amanda Shuckman is playing four-dimensional chess with time travel while everyone else argues about the rules of Connect Four.

You and I, we drove on I-95 West...

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we're all so distracted by the norm-scary parallels we're blinded to the reality that link is the one turning into early-season scary right under our noses

Dood trying to figure out the shipping chart like

just drew a character line-up i can't show off for a while yet, but i need people to know it's incredibly funny to me because it accidentally turned out like this

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

Netflix is a coward for canceling this masterpiece

Spotify should let me annotate playlists. It's not enough to make a ship/character playlist, I need to explain every single song on there.

yall we gotta stop apologizing for making slightly horny remarks we aren't catholic

gonna fuck the pope so nasty he's gonna give me his copy of Undertale and the pope hat too

not for catholic reasons but i think you may have to apologize for making me read this

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

Guys 2014 is in two months

Guys 2024 is in two months

do you ever think about how in the 90s and 00s, collecting luxury shoes was seen as not only a Woman Thing but like, the height of Feminine Foolishness? at least in mainstream white american culture, it was a focus of misogyny that women buy a lot of nice shoes and men don't, and men are smarter and more practical for it. anyway now luxury sneakers are a major part of popular masculinity, Fake Jordans is a meme, shoes are for men now. that happened in my lifetime. like it's one thing to read about how the makers of gender are fluid and cultural, it's another to experience it myself.

i think this illustrates just how much ideas of gender are shaped by the forces of consumerism

When I was in seventh grade, we had an assignment in English class to write out the answer “if you were given one wish, what would it be?” I had possibly been waiting my entire life for an adult to ask me this and immediately laid out my carefully conceived plan, whereby I would be transported to a fantasy world to have cool adventures, live out a happy life, and at the moment of my death, be transported to another fantasy world to start over having more cool adventures, on and on forever. Between lives, my memory would be erased (I was fairly sure that immortality made you batshit otherwise) and I would start each life at age twelve, with childhood memories retroactively put into place, so that I did not have to waste valuable Cool Adventure time on potty-training, learning to walk, etc.

It was not until the next day when the teacher handed back our papers and commented “Most of you wished for world peace,” that I realized just how thoroughly I had botched the assignment.

Cold snap - Steve Smulka

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