when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

relistening to the first part of season 2 and Matt says that Marco is a contractor that has to make a lot of trips to “houses he builds”. Marco is 10000% a hitman holy shit lmao like c’mon. yeah my one dad is a local librarian that routinely takes two week long “work trips”. my other dad is a contractor that has to keep leaving to go to houses. no I haven’t ever been to their places of work. yes they keep coming back covered in blood, that’s what happens when you do Library and House for a living.

i think freddie openly acknowledging dndads tumblr on teen talk will in fact not make people tamer as they worry that any of the group might come across your posts but in fact make everyone bolder to see what they can get freddie to read out next

the salamander woods jacket sample came in today and i just had to share with all of you!! 💖🌿🦎

jacket preorders are coming july 15th!! 100% cotton twill exterior, printed cotton interior w/ a matching pattern to the embroidered design.

Stolen from @535zip on Twitter

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Question is did Hobie find the graffiti or did he make it? 🤭

Based off of this classic meme

i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny

like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

They are studying us in petri dishes

I want Barbie to find out that everything’s fake and to be having a mental breakdown and then Ken comes out of nowhere and starts doing rollerblade tricks to cheer her up

While working on Across the Spiderverse, I painted this concept art of what Manhattan might look like in Gwen's watercolor style!

GREGORY EDDIE + his takes on food and drinks

Something about Anthony setting the peices for Terry’s prophetic death while Matt and Freddy argue about the physics of parachutes for 40 minutes really summarizes this podcast

SHERYL LEE RALPH as BARBARA HOWARD ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 📚 2.19 Festival

Janine really said her mom was never there for her and the show said that's too bad, here's two new moms for your trouble.

“You named a bee after me.”  “For you, Watson, I’d make adjustments. Always.”  “I’m so grateful that I fell into your orbit.”  “The thing that’s different about me, empirically speaking, is you.”  “I’m gonna miss this - not this, but…this. Working with you. I think what you do is amazing.”  “I think you have a lot to share if you cared to. I shouldn’t be the only one who knows you.”  “I will never allow harm to come to you - not ever. (’You can’t promise that.’) And yet I have.”  “I now value the work we do, first and foremost, because I do it with you.”  “We’re two people who love each other.”  “If you go, I go.”  “I’m staying.”

the six types of friends within found family tropes (according to me)

I came up with this in bed at 2 am... enjoy(?)

(these can overlap)