Saspa's Corner

Saw Barbie. More horse themed than I expected

The best dancer

Doggy parenting

lil homie goin both ways #bisexual

yoooooooooo

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

you have one week remaining.

you have no chance to survive make your time

Fucking reblog this post

I'm trying and failing

GO GO GO GO GO

@itsapmseymour can you help us by any chance?

If every single follower reblogged...

I bet we could get there

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

This post is funny because every day for the past year I get at least a few back and forth tag chains in my notifs that are people roleplaying elaborate paw based battles and you can tell that 90 percent of the time it is thinly veiled flirting.

alright fuck it reblog this I'm curious to see how fast it gets flagged

[image description: a trans pride flag. pink cursive text in the white stripe says "girl penis". end description.]

via

BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so..... someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

A stranger saying you’re beautiful is more significant than from someone you know

“Actually, thanks to you poisoning the water, we discovered that city pipe infrastructure is really severly outdated, and your poison, while giving mild diarrhea, is easily killing cancer cells”

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

BAGEL

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

Despite having a hammer with him so often, you rarely see Thor doing any carpentry

It's not that kind of hammer

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

My niece was in the bathroom when I was in the tub and she asked if my tattoos would wash off. I told her they won’t, I’ll have them my whole life.

She asked, “Even when you die?”

I said, “Yes”

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “When you’re space dust your tattoos will be stars”

“WHEN YOU’RE SPACE DUST YOUR TATTOOS WILL BE STARS.“

The way tiny little ones view the world is often the most ADORABLE THING EVER