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Erimos

@sashathedoge

I'm an adult against my fucking will. Uni student in Geography and English, fursuiter, fanfic writter, avid Fallout Equestria fan and MLP toy collector.

Christ I keep forgetting I can post here but uhhhh I'm working on a vaason fic.

It's out of character and I don't consider myself a writer. It's also EXTREMELY self indulgent because fuck it, yeah? Five chapters written so far, and I'm hoping to get an explicit one out tonight if y'all want to bookmark it.

Shit therapists say really does feel like those "shouldn't this be obvious" game loading screen tips. Like you got stuff like "communicating your feelings verbally will make others aware of how you feel" and "if you feel overwhelmed in a situation, you can remove yourself from the situation until you calm down" and you roll your eyes like ugh isn't that just common sense, but someone who got thrown in with no tutorial and is operating everything completely wrong will spit out their cereal like HOLD ON YOU CAN JUST DO THAT?

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Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

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I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

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WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not horrifying mode of transport but i just remembered we used to have those fucking balloon airships. i dont like planes myself but thank god we started making air transport out of shit that wasnt 100% flammable

domt like that

girl they used to catch fire for no reason and kill everyone

THAT WAS ONE TIME

it happened a few times

The fact that Beretta sells a Bobcat with a factory threaded barrel is so fucking funny to me

The 21A in its designed role as a pocket pistol makes complete sense, even if you don't agree with it. It's tiny and lightweight and you can carry it basically anywhere and it makes a really loud bang when you put holes in stuff. Sick. Put a can on it and it's none of that anymore, and you can't even use the sights. There is literally zero practical application for this gun other than murdering somebody in the back of the head from muzzle contact. This is a gun for villains. This is a machine for a guy with a grudge and a plan. It's so fucking funny I love devices with no purpose but harm.

I watched a video about this one time where a guy said he pocket carried one with a can on and loaded with rat shot so that while he was walking his dog in his Florida suburb he could dispatch venomous snakes "without disturbing the neighbors" which is objectively funny as hell to imagine

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if youre gonna fuck the robot, fuck the robot the way god intended

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for reference this is more about finding just as much appeal in the original designs of robot/nonhuman characters as you would their "human" fanmade versions

hey the op of that crab day post is a transphobe and pro life and shit so on top of it already being a stupid idea its By A Bigot so i am praying people stop reblogging or reposting it

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Hi op! I have wanted to add that there is a SECOND crab day post going around that is ALSO by a transphobic conservative Christian!