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ceej machine

@sashacolbycoded

she/her
down bad for sasha colby :)
lil vegas bb, 19!! queer af, milf enthusiast

saw jasmine kennedie last night and just now remembered????

netra cancelled another show in fresno tn due to health issues again :( i hope bb is okay :(

ngl i am mentally not doin great so it might take me a lil to get to my asks :,) sorry frens

had a full conversation w coco montrese last night and showed her the pic of us meeting when i was 15 😭 so fucking funny to me

in honor of it being SUCH a cute ship, do you have any anetra/denali hcs? maybe about what they do for a cozy day in or something?

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thank u gi <33

okay so i’m gonna do it off of the plug/customer drabble i did bc i don’t rlly have a lot of cc dentra coming to mind so i hope that’s okay LMAO

•denali and anetra start dating after like a month of them talking and fucking around after that first night at denalis

•anetra doesn’t like doing deals in front of denali but will if she has to (like at parties where she makes the most money)

•denali goes to watch anetra teach kids taekwondo once and her heart THROBS bc anetra is so soft with them

•as much as anetra seems like a stone cold plug she really is a softy and is so so soft w denali

•all of denali’s friends r super protective of her and don’t really like what anetra does on the side, but after a few months they finally loosen up and see that she’s just a baby

Another if you want it understandable if not but I’m watching saw so “shut up and help me hide the body.”

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still going with the denetra vibe bc i want to and yall cant stop me

i also doubt this is where u wanted it to go but idk i couldn't write either of them as some malicious murderer LMAO

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"Babe! I'm home!" Denali calls from the front door, throwing her bag and keys onto the couch.

It's suspiciously quiet in their house, but it wasn't necessarily out of the ordinary for her girlfriend who was normally always quiet.

She walks through the house, pausing in front of the closed door that leads to their bedroom.

"Netra?" She says, opening the door slowly in case she was walking in on a more...intimate...moment.

The room was dark. The bed was made, just the way Denali left it this morning. However, the light from the bathroom was the only thing illuminating their room.

"Neech, what are you doing?"

A blood curdling scream was the only thing that could leave Denali's mouth as she opened the door and took in the sight before her.

Anetra was bent over their bathtub, standing there in her bra and underwear. What made Denali scream, was the t-shirt she was scrubbing at ferociously.

Anetra popped up from her position, throwing the fabric into the tub, eyes wide as she looks at her girlfriend.

"Hi, baby!" She says, trying to put the most convincing smile she can put on her face.

"Hi, baby? Hi, baby! What the fuck is that?" Is all Denali can scream back.

Anetra pauses for a moment, looking back and forth between her girlfriend and the darkly stained shirt, "Um, it's not my blood."

"Not your blood? Then who's fucking blood is it?"

Anetra reaches up, scratching behind her ear as she tries to make some sense of what is happening in this moment.

"Well...I, uh, It's you know, um..."

Denali took a deep breath. How the fuck did she get in this situation?

"Who's. Blood. Is it," She asks once more, much calmer this time.

"It was an accident, I swear."

Anetra feels the tears well up in her eyes, beyond embarrassed and confused as to how this happened, even more so now that she had been caught.

"That's not what I asked you, Anetra!"

"I was...I was driving, right, and it was dark and I wanted to text you and tell you I was on my way home, so I was looking at my phone and not paying attention-"

"You're rambling, tell me what the fuck happened before I lose my shit."

"I hit a coyote."

The redhead starts sobbing, the noise heaving from her chest before she can even think about it.

Denali lets out a sigh of relief, happy her girlfriend wasn't about to go to prison for killing a person.

"Bitch, are you fucking for real?"

Anetra's sobs halt as she wipes the tears from her cheeks, looking at her girlfriend with a strange look.

"I didn't know what to do! It was just laying there, in the middle of the road, so I just, I just pulled it into my trunk because I wasn't just gonna leave it there."

"Oh my god, baby, I love you, but you are so stupid."

Denali walks over to her girlfriend, pulling her into her arms as she cries. A few moments pass and Denali can feel her sobs subsiding.

"Am I gonna go to jail?" Anetra asks quietly.

"Shut up and help me hide the body," Denali laughs and tugs the girl into their room to change.

had a dream it was boscos birthday and i was on panginas close friends story on instagram and they made her a bowl of spaghetti n put candles in it???

posted this right when i woke up cuz i knew i was gonna forget

u bet your ass i’m making a crack fic out of this

had a dream it was boscos birthday and i was on panginas close friends story on instagram and they made her a bowl of spaghetti n put candles in it???

posting pt 2 to “i’m old enough to be your mother” when i hit 100 followers bc i am nervy to post it LMAO

can someone tell me when the best times to post fics r ? idk the algorithm that well, i live on the west coast so lmk if u maybe know :,)