*any Hayley Kiyoko’s song starts playing*
may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.
drinking permit
“What’s that in your sippy cup?”
“Vodka.”
me: *walking*
my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun
me: okay sir yes sir
I hate the misconception that introverts don’t like talking. If you’re the right person, we’ll talk to you for hours on end about pretty much anything. However, it’s incredibly difficult to find the right people, so for the most part we’ll probably just stay quiet.
rowlet holding a pride flag?
Happy Pride month! 🏳️🌈 Sending you all lots of love.
Me: calls you babe, dear, love, baby, dude, bro and man all in one sentence





