a five year old note among my 1588 saved notes that just reads: four-dimensional salmon
OH WAIT I REMEMBER WHAT THAT MEANT
a higher-dimensional creature whose life cycle involves 'swimming upstream' backwards through time from the end of the universe to their spawning site at the birth of the universe
Hayao Miyazaki’s Daydream Data Notes (illustrated essays he contributed to the hobby magazine ‘Model Graphix’ in the 80s and 90s)
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Laws and policies like these – that criminalize and stigmatize sex work – make sex workers more vulnerable to abuse by clients, law enforcement, and others who target and harass sex workers or those perceived as sex workers, particularly trans women of color.
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Superman '78: The Metal Curtain #6 (2024)
written by Robert Venditti art by Gavin Guidry & Jordie Bellaire
The Joker (2021), Issue 6
It’s like they half-thought it was supposed to be a double shotgun, but committed to it being a rifle a bit too late to fix.
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admittedly I did post this before but I really love it, pretty great artist too I’d love to ask him what actually happened
submitted by @hedging-my-bets
i wanna die.
Lycoris Recoil ❀ Eyecatchers
@tinygiantrobotsinouterspace In exchange for quoting the Old Magics, have a gift of the most Yuri I can get into the best lighting in my house
I finally have an excuse to post my Noir glasses, which came with the chipboard box version of disk one, along with (my lucky) Kirika shirt.
Each disk came with a little cipher on the back of the dvd booklet, that you could read like Transformers file cards with the 1D goggles. IIRC, it told you shit-all about the secret society, but we didn't have ARGs yet.
(For anyone wondering, the Taito Coreful is the same size as the Sega prize figure, the base is just a little thinner and the box is smaller.)
Wishing a nice Minilla Monday to all the ugly babies
Taking what's not yours!
hot pot restaurants in your area want you to know: you too can be the Neil Armstrong of not pissing on the floor
redo this with a twingo
Happy Monday to all who observe it
No hate towards Snyder but if you need to do an extended cut of 75% of your movies to "fix" them. That might be telling you something.
Dude was given free rein at Netflix to do what he liked with his Rebel Moon films, and he still made a regular and director's cut of his own movies (with the first cut effectively just have scenes with exposition removed to get the run time down, making it less an alternate cut and an incomplete version of the director's cut).
Kind of wondering if he does this on purpose due to him just assuming that director's cuts are just what directors do, or he's trying to scam folk by getting paid for the same film twice.
In the beginning, Snyder Cuts were spaced by four years
The last one, with Rebel Moon, was a year
In four days we coud be seeing a Snyder Cut every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes
We could witness two seperate Snyder Cuts as a double event within seven days O_O;
kill the shift manager in your brain
you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax
Are you hungry? Do you have a hankering for grilled cheese sandwiches like, way more than a normal person maybe? Great news! I am about to give you the secret knowledge I stole, like Prometheus himself, from the Akashic Records—to bring back to Prudencia! And I’m even doing it without a ten hour long lecture about how the Akashic Records makes me think of idfk, 9/11, and how that relates to sandwiches.
I will, however, briefly say this: You gotta trust me when I say cooking grilled cheeses via this formula WILL grant you Bloodborne Insight. There is no fucking reason that making a grilled cheese this fucking delicious should be this fucking easy. I feel like I’m cheating God every time I do it because it takes (nearly) no extra spoons. And here’s where I show you why.
INGREDIENTS — SEASONINGS -butter, i usually use 2 or 3 tablespoons per sandwich -garlic cloves, I use 3 usually -a source of heat, like red pepper flakes, or szechuan peppers -a source of spice OR a source of sweetness, such as dijon mustard or honey. slather that motherfucker on a slice of your bread. -a source of herbiness, such as oregano, thyme, sage, rosemary, etc in any combination that goes well together or on its own. if someone tries to tell you that you need it fresh, they’re fucking lying, the 2$ crushed powdered sage is fucking great. experiment with other spices such as ground turmeric if you're spicy
INGREDIENTS - THE METAPHORICAL MEAT OF THE SANDWICH -two slices of bread per sandwich. this is actually a massive influence on your sandwich taste and texture as a whole. a basic white or wheat will still be fucking delicious because like I said, I stole this from the Akashic Records cookbook section and found it under “fucking perfect grilled cheeses forever”. However, if you CAN—getting bread like brioche, texas toast, brown bread, rye, or sourdough will make a sandwich already being elevated super easily to “pay 23 dollars at a fancy restaurant” level of elevation.
-one to three types of cheese per sandwich. you can get away with one type but really try for two or three if you can swing it. this is also one of those massive influences over the sandwich—listen, i know, that’s obvious, but stay with me—what matters isn’t the SPECIES of cheese, it’s the TYPE of cheese. getting the deli at your local Safeway or Walmart or whatever and asking for the cheese they gotta cut (or just in general the fancier, better-quality cheeses) is literally the only major requirement that I ask of you. If you are on SNAP/EBT programs, me too, and I promise you: Please do this. Please trust me when I say do not get the cheap Kraft-type cheese because it’s less money. I know it’s a bit extra but it’s only a bit to get like 1/4 or 1/3lb and you have no idea how much I’m actually getting a little emotional about this, because the “rice with butter and beans or top ramen every single day” life is soulsucking and sickening and it is genuinely one of the greatest sources of suffering to human beings I can imagine, I’m serious. Following this formula will genuinely change your life/mental health just a bit because you know that you have one meal that is super delicious, super filling, pretty damn cheap when it comes to how much you get, and super easy to make on days where the idea of doing more than just 15 minutes MAX is gonna make you wanna die.
super sorry for that paragraph btw i just really cannot overstate how this is a lifechanger especially when youre poor/low spoons/depressed. delicious food makes me not be as depressed. this is that.
METHOD
That’s literally it. I really hope this helps.
outta my way gayboy im making this sandwich
oh. oh my god. holy fuck. what. how. why. this is delicious. i kinda burned my bread and my cheese didnt melt all the way but it's still the best thing ive ever tasted?????
oh my god. this is so fucking good. the butter melting and absorbing the spices and herbs already smelled amazing, but then i threw the bread on and it started smelling EVEN BETTER. then i took a bite. holy FUCK this is better than sex. i legitimately believe that Innes Keeper stole this shit from Prometheus, there's no other way to explain why this is so easy to make, yet so FUCKING good, other than cheating a god.
I didn't steal it from Prometheus he's my trophy husband!
ok me and my partner went back and made this. exact words upon eating were “we’ve cheated god” and “i feel like my world just got rocked” and then we were both energized to get back to drawing. proof:
please make innes keeper’s scientifically proven perfect extremely easy grilled cheese
I'M PUTTING THIS ON THE FRIDGE (WHERE I KEEP ALL MY CHEESE)
Fuck it I'm gonna make the infamous inneskeeper grilled cheese, I'm suspicious of the honey part working but fuck it let's see what happens
i want this sandwich to impregnate me
Can we talk about how He-Man is a magical girl?
