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"dracula's wives" no those are his deadbeat roommates who haven't paid rent in a millennium and just hang around the castle providing ambience and loudly judging dracula's life choices
#and like all terrible roommates they don't feel the least bit guilty about stealing his food (jonathan)
I have eaten the solicitor that was in the castle
and which you were probably saving for torment
Forgive me they were delicious so British and so paprika-y
In a world filled with many wonderful people, please never forget that you are one of them. It is normal to feel small, insignificant even, when you meet new people. It is easy to recognise how amazing, beautiful and talented others are and to forget about your own strengths. I just want to remind you that even if there are 7.9 billion people in this world, you are still one of a kind. You still matter. And your existence is important. The voices in your head might be saying that your life is pointless, because you are not as special as others; that's a lie, my love. You are so special. It is time to finally recognise your worth.
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?
Hiberno English ❤️
I love language.
I love how humans improvise with language to fit the pieces together.
You could say that language is my love language...
HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!
For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.
I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species
All of us on tumblr beating back the horror of being known professionally with sticks
keeping my eye out for the most up-to-date size-inclusive guidelines for pregnancy prevention & termination (pls add on if you have resources), but here’s a quick rundown from a wonderful HAES physician & fat activist:
As the conversation about abortion swirls, it’s a good time to remind ourselves and our patients that plan B is less effective in patients over 155lbs (?!).
The best advice for patients of size until better products are available is to:
- take 2 if you have them.
- take 1 as soon as possible if you don’t have two
- Ella is effective up to a BMI of 30, less effective up to 35. It also can be used with no decreased effectiveness up to day 5.
- Copper IUDs are the most effective post coital contraceptive
- ocps are also less effective in fat patients and may not provide as good endometrial or pregnancy protection
- Progesterone IUDs should be strongly considered in patients of size who want to prevent pregnancy or need endometrial protection, especially if they live or study in abortion restricted states.
- I don’t know the weight significance for abortion pills- looking into it.
recent piece by fat activist Ragen Chastain, reviewing options & literature
always important, but i feel like especially recently. particularly stuff that’s a bit more than just the usual “don’t post personal info”
feel free to share this post on twitter or anywhere else, staying safe is important
note: very slightly updated, reblog this version instead
[call me by blondie playing] THE STEVE HARRINGTON BABYSITTING SERVICE
My very sweet and VERY Catholic coworker: this new abortion law… they’re saying God doesn’t believe in killing the innocent babe to save the wicked mother…. Well I have some news for them about what he did to his own son.
Me: oh my god.
Her: honey. Exactly.
Again
How dare you leave this in the tags
important hurdle crossed relationship wise w my boyfriend today was i finally realized what is tiring for me might be someone else’s meat pumpkin and that i dont have to worry about him not relaxing the same way i do because we are simply different people. and that is okay
ive also realized that meat pumpkin is not a commonly used term and im just really autistic for zoology and non-domesticated animal care
new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there
math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.
and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't
She did that!!!!
It was the “so I feel this is a teachable moment for you” for me💯🎯
This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.
In case anyone hasn't seen it
