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This man lives in my head rent free

@sarielgrace / sarielgrace.tumblr.com

Hiiiiiii!!!!!! I'm Sariel, but you can call me Sari! This blog is 18+ even though I don't really reblog NSFW stuff nowadays.
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watermelynn-witch

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

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ranch-dressing-flavored-frog

I think we can do it.

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nudityandnerdery

Posts that have 2x10^25 notes to me.

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birdcagesandbutterflies

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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preposterousgreen

Lazard: *walks into a conference room to find it completely ransacked*

Lazard: What the f—

Zack: *tangled up in the ruined window blinds* There was a mosquito.

Lazard:

Lazard:

Zack: Anyway, I got it.

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mako-neexu

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

he cheated. on his wife.

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fave things about this post:

  • the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
  • calling any founding father a slut
  • the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
  • that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
  • Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
  • 210 slutty, slutty years
  • the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
  • the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
  • i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
  • His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
  • i barely know who alexander hamilton is
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heritageposts

date of origin: 2014

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multi-fandom-nutjob

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

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itsmoyo

There’s absolutely no reason for Robert Pattinson to be sounding like that and it’s fucking hilarious

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roomtemperaturesuperconductor

Pattinson being an absolutely phenomenal voice actor to the point he completely disappears into the role is the most on-brand thing in the world

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redstonedust

i love fictional celebrities who are treated like real celebrities and i don't think anyone has ever done it better than the Muppets. like just something about them being physically present in the room really sells it yknow. you watch an interview with Kermit the frog and you're like yep. that's famous actor and tv legend Kermit the frog. that's him. he's real.

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mousemilf

"zillennial" isnt enough i think we need to introduce three microgeneration labels for everyone born between 95 and 2005 based on how covid fucked them up because i really believe that being in your early 20s and trying to figure out how to pay rent in the pandemic, graduating highschool in 2020 and having to pause your transition to adulthood, and zoom highschool created wildly different types of traumatized people.

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mousemilf

if u were under 25 and both ur stimmy checks went directly to rent, youre now aging really poorly and more pessimistic than even the worst millennials.

if you had to abandon your plans to move out/start working/go to college bcs of the pandemic, youre like one minor catastrophe away from domestic terrorism

if you attended more than a year of zoom highschool youre unsocialized like a feral kitten and probably mildly illiterate

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mousemilf

during peak pandemic i couldnt afford to leave my abusive ex, had to get a flip phone bcs my phone broke and i was too poor to replace it.... meanwhile my young zoomer coworkers spell "diagonal" as "daiginil" on the order forms i have to read. to me this is a much much starker divide than who remembers 9/11 really well.

#my stimmy check went to my in person turned into online only college tuition#now i work for the city so i am factually ahead in life
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tsnbrainrot

Vincent & Theo Van Gogh 

Hannah Gadsby in Nanette (2018) // At Eternity’s Gate dir. Julian Schnabel (2018) // Loving Vincent dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman (2017) // Vincent Van Gogh in a letter to Theo Van Gogh (1880) // Almond Blossoms by Vincent Van Gogh (1890); painted as a gift for the birth of his brother Theo’s son named after him
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soracities
“It is not immediately obvious which of Zadkine’s figures is Vincent and which is Theo. Like all who relieve the suffering of others, Theo—in a process that is the exact opposite of a blood transfusion—has taken some of Vincent’s pain into himself. Soon, however, it becomes obvious that while the sky weighs heavily on both figures, one, Vincent, feels gravity as a force so terrible it can drag men beneath the earth. From this moment on you are held by the pathos and beauty of what Zadkine depicts: despair that is inconsolable, comfort that is endless. One figure says, “I can never feel better,” the other, “I will hold you until you are better.”

Geoff Dyer on Ossip Zadkine’s sculpture of Vincent and Theo Van Gogh (from “Blues for Vincent”, Otherwise Known as the Human Condition)