Simp On Main

Gonna make a pinned I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m 32, queer, and here to post whatever horny and unhinged thoughts come to me. I use he/him pronouns. Probably will also post about The Magnus Archives because I am slut for that show.

I’ve been around here for idfk how long. Too long. But everywhere else sucks.

Most recently I was nerdy-boytoy and nerdy-narcissist.

I’m polyamorous with one anchor partner.

Neurodivergent and will blather on about it at any opportunity.

Kink wise, I primarily enjoy D/s power dynamics and am a switch. Any sub-minded posts will probably just be me fawning over my Goddess. Most horny posts will be dom-minded.

There will be NSFW shit so minors gtfo.

If you wanna dm me, go ahead. If not, don’t. I'm not the boss of you.

I log in, I block 15 porn bots, I log out

I appreciate that even in polyamory circles, 99% of relationship problems people ask for advice for have the solution "TALK TO YOUR PARTNER YOU FUCKING DOLT"

Men: Why are there so many catfish accounts 😡😡😡

Also men: *like/upvote the most obvious catfish bots*

Anal with her legs over my shoulders so I can see how her beautiful face contorts as I slide it in <3

Bruh how am I this horny today wtf

Getting a sleep study is like "yo dawg what if we ruined your sleep and studied that"

Random thought: if someone says they have a “type” does that mean kind of person they’re attracted to or kind of person they end up with?

Thinking about the time I got to make 2 women cum at once <3

why does my latest picture not show up on the dash??? only on blog???

when and why did tumblr take away the 'L' keybind to like a post on desktop

It's fascinating to me how many of my fellow queers are more than willing to throw polyamorous people under the bus as soon as their interests diverge even a little bit

wowow i think i might have drank too much besties

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