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blood used to be neon coral red back in the day bc they let you eat asbestos and mercury and stuff. some people think its just bad fake movie blood but that shit was real. they used to saw actors to bits. it was for the better bc they were all eating asbestos and mercury and stuff

what they don’t tell you about saw traps is that the victim legally has to writhe around while the lighting goes in and out and the camera jumpcuts and stressful music plays for at least a minute. you get in trouble with osha otherwise

Wearing a shirt that says “i heart when media is good but contains flaws so that i can exercise my creative ability to understand what i dislike about something i like”

please remember to like everything all the time as a teenager no matter how uncool you think it is bc if you don't it'll stay inside you for a decade & then pop out of your chest like the xenomorph. & then you'll be the 23 year old who just discovered ryan ross.

"IS THIS THE DEATH OF ART?" Well art has died before. Art died in both the 1980s and 1940s. Art died in the industrial revolution. Art died when they invented the printing press. Art died when we stopped painting on cave walls. Art died when you, personally, stopped finger painting. You can absolutely be a hater though that's part of it

Garfunkel's still alive moron

Art Garfunkel has been trapped in an unending cycle of death and rebirth for ten thousand years

So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that's my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that's just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, "Oh! Schrödinger's catgirl!"

It both was and was not a coherent costume until someone observed you and collapsed the wave form.

welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race! please welcome our very special guest judge: jigsaw !

thank you rupaul, this is a great day, being here makes me really appreciate life

now jigsaw, i know you're a game lover, what kind of games have you been into lately?

i fucking love checkers

can everyone else see this or am i having a stroke

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