enemies to lovers but with myself
It’s not about Inisherin. It’s about one boring man leaving another man alone, that’s all.
Kerry Condon as Siobhán Súilleabháin The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by
problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re just a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it
watching the bus slowly make its way towards my stop like a blushing groom watching the bride walk down the aisle on his wedding day
what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!
i just think people should want me carnally even though i never leave the house
My first word was Kafkaesque. The doctors agreed that I knew too much so to silence me they placed me back in the womb and told no one of it. But I remember






