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nothing like rereading a book you loved when you were younger only to realize the author can't write

it’s time! hrmph! i know, i know… c’mon, don’t let her see you!

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

So I made a frog (huge)

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

incredibles 1

incredibles 2

frozone 

incredibles the third

elastagirl origins

frozone 2

incredible again (4th of main series)

EDNA

the violet chronicles (six part miniseries that aubrey plaza wins emmys for)

elastagirl origins 2: the incredibles (it picks up where the last elastagirl movie leaves off which was at the beginnning of the incredibles so its just the incredibles again)

syndrome

incredibles 5: this time there;s lore

EDNA 2

frozone 3

the dash chronicles (planned for eight movies, first one tanks so hard they delete him from the canon)

EDNA 3

bike boy (about the kid on the bike with the gun)

the incredibles 6: syndrome’s revenge

EDNA 4

EDNA 5 (public demand high for edna mode movies)

EDNA 6

frozone 4: frozen (it’s frozen but all the characters are frozone)

EDNA 7

the incredibles (reboot)

short guy voiced by wallace shaw who was mr. incredible’s boss in the first movie, the movie

EDNA 8

EDNA 9

EDNA 10

All movies then replaed by Edna Mode movies 

Hey Bec I just want you to know that the concept of Dashiell Robert Parr being deleted entirely from the Incredibles canon was so funny to me that I had a ten-minute meltdown on my girlfriend’s living room floor and then started crying because my gut hurt so bad from laughing that I thought I was gonna throw up. Thanks

Happy 2 assist :-)

this next one’s a slow jam

this is 90% of my adulthood experience 

I cannot wait to vote for her for president some day

Anna by RikaMello

few tips for people with vaginas

1. Use baby wipes every time. 2. Drink at least 5 bottles of water a day 3. Incorporate grapefruit, pineapples, mangos, watermelon, berries, & yogurt into your diet. 4. Exfoliate before you shave. 5. Use tea tree oil to moisturize the areas that you shave. 6. Use the tea tree oil daily. 7. Take your vitamins. 8. Invest in a soap that’s just for your vagina.

You’re welcome.

I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s important so.

Shake it, Sweetheart [c]

Attention:

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster

And sparknotes. Don’t forget sparknotes.

give us some sparknotes screenshots then

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses here are just a few

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand