the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering
“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response
she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response
Just as god herself intended it.
there’s still time.
Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉
Ao3 was there for me when my parents didn’t want to be 😌❤️
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AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
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Air Himbo
Water Himbo
Earth Himbo
Fire Himbo
@crvggio I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years
And the Avatar
Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT
But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...
Oh my fuck I’ve fallen in love with this post
Look it’s 5 of my favourite men in one post.
"My child is completely fine" your child is emotionally attached to a piece of media aimed at children
I’d like to apologize to Nicholas Cage for making fun of the National Treasure movies for years for being inaccurate
Apparently I was wrong, it is in fact very easy to break into a government building
When girls have periods? That’s mother nature.
When boys have periods? That’s brother nature.
When people beyond the binary have periods? That’s O T H E R N A T U R E
Finally this joke gets the reception it deserves
shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?
Ok everybody remake the Destiel confession only using pictures you already have saved on your phone
this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it
I wanted trauma so bad when i was like 12, turns out i had it but it was repressed babey
*younger me fantasizing about horrible things happening to me and people giving me sympathy*
The bible literally said money is the root of all evil and people will still argue that Jesus was a capitalist 🤡
Okay, realistically I know that supernatural was not good but I started watching it when I was in 6th grade. I am about to graduate highschool now. So it’s safe to say that even if it’s trash I am definitely emotionally attached because I spent more time obsessing over that show than my parents spent on me in that time.
Saving this for later cause I’m mad crushing rn and will eventually break my own heart
You’re laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.
