Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

crazy how the male chefs on cutthroat kitchen always say that the women are the weakest competitors despite no evidence to go off of….. weird……

The kitchen is a woman’s place, until she’s cooking for her own benefit and profit, then suddenly it’s impossible for a woman to be a good cook

some of y’all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought “i don’t need to trace it. i know how big letters should be,” and begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and… oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right. real skinny P with a high hump, and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write “Birthday” and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with “Happy.” you’re like, “yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space,” and it really shows.

things we know about john mulaney based on his comedy specials

-may have killed princess diana

-once drank perfume

-has never been killed by hitmen

-thought he had shit into a doctor’s hand

-“and also with you!”

-pretends to eat dinner at 4:30 to trick his dog

-has a penis (allegedly, according to a baby)

-sometimes he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD

-has responsibilities (all these fuckin’ markers)

-told Bill Clinton that he can do whatever he wants forever

-went to college for the whole time

-doesn’t care for these new nazis

This is the money furby, reblog for good luck in wealth and in health

did you yeet today or did today yeet you?

we got you this puppy. her name is winnie.

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead