Christen Press walking around signing jerseys following the CONCACAF Women’s Olympic Qualifying Finals!
Tobin: I think I forgot something.
Christen: If you forgot, then it probably wasn’t important.
Tobin: Yeah, you’re right.
Mal, in the Walmart parking lot across town:
well... all my fav teams are officially out so i guess I'm a Chicago fan for the next week
eve: villanelle,,, she’s so complex and mysterious…. i wish i could know what was going on inside her mind….
actually inside villanelle’s mind:
Please consider: Shinsou and Jirou as mlm / wlw solidarity
So Shinsou finally joins class A, right, and he ends up befriending the bakusquad first because of Kaminari. Then he slowly warms up to others as well. I imagine him being friends with Jirou because:
1. Both have sound-based quirks so they’d probably start training together and then hang out even outside of training because they’re both shy and withdrawn introverts;
2. I expect them to exchange cds ans playlists on spotify at some point because they definitely listen to the same genres of music
3. Similar aesthetics (a sleep deprived emo would fit right in the goth squad - and yes I’m including Tokoyami and Bakugou here bc Reasons™)
4. They would gang up on Kaminari and tease the hell out of him
5. It’s just cute. Pls don’t sleep on this iconic duo
So. They end up becoming best friends, right. And at some point Shinsou finally realizes that the jealousy he feels whenever Kami flirts with people is not just him being protective of his first friend bc people don’t deserve him; that of course prompts a gay panic™ because Shinsou has never been attracted to anyone before, so how can be sure that he really has a thing for him?? And that he’s not just developing feelings for one of the first people who weren’t afraid of him? How can he be sure that he doesn’t like girls that way?
Cue Jirou, who is a seasoned lesbian who had to undergo the same process a couple of months before, when she realized that her admiration for Momo wasn’t exactly platonic.
Jirou is a great buddy, right, so when she realizes that Shinsou has been walking with his head in the clouds and avoiding Kami with increasingly improbable excuses (“sorry I can’t be there this afternoon, I have… an hairstylist appointment”), she drags him somewhere quiet and has a Talk with him. Jirou knows from experience that, if left to his own devices, Shinsou will probably talk himself out of confessing to his very mutual crush.
Shinsou won’t listen to a single word she says so in the end she just rolls her eyes and tells him. “You’re a logical guy. So think logically. I’m a girl, thanks for noticing. I’m one of your first friends too, and we’ve been close since the very first days. Yet you’ve never stared at me the way you stare at him.”
And that gets to Shinsou.
Jirou keeps looking at him in a very unimpressed fashion while he has this little meltdown while looking as deadpan as ever, and at some point even reluctantly suggests they kiss to dispel any remaining doubts
Shinsou finally gets back to himself and turns the offer down, much to her relief
Somewhere after that, kamishin get together and Shinsou and Jirou become even closer afterwards
gays matchmaking committee — bnha hc
this is total crack (kinda? it’s not serious and meant to be funny and dumb but it isn’t just keysmashing 1,000 characters into a word doc and posting it lmao) and kinda not even a headcanon but more an au. still im dumb and bored and gay so let’s do this
- let’s start with members. of course this is mostly 1A because they all know each other and spend the most time together but aoyama totally 100% started it
- how did he “start it”, you ask? simple. he took a random fucking guess at who else in the class was gay and totally confronted them
- aoyama, as it turns out, has an amazing gaydar
- this ended with a totally chill jirou and kirishima, confused and kinda disoriented todoroki, and very excited ashido to join him in his room once a week, doing gay shit
- jirou is usually pretty quiet, only contributing quips and sassy lines, but if exasperated enough can give surprisingly good advice.
- if the committee (they call themselves that to feel professional but they’re not professional at all) needs info she has all the tea 24/7
- ashido is the opposite, she chatters all the time, and her advice is to be followed only on makeup tutorials and how to set a building on fire
- she is a mess y’all
- todoroki seems standoffish but they all quickly learn he’s just really, really awkward. he also is prone to burst into flames when teased its kinda adorable
- ashido: *makes one offhand comment about todoroki being whipped*
- todoroki, smoking from his shoulder: i have no idea what you’re talking about
- kirishima, as expected, is a total dudebro, but he’s a good friend and always willing to listen (or paint ashido’s nails. he’s surprisingly good at it)
- they have Very Serious Meetings aka they hang out in ashido’s or kirishima’s room watching movies and gossiping about their pining like all gays do
- im gay I can say that
- and also aoyama, despite being the one who MADE the group and downright dragged todoroki to their first “meeting”, doesn’t talk about his crush for like five weeks?? and everyone’s like “wtf dude you gotta like someone or else you wouldn’t have done all this extra shit” and he’s like “fine im deeply in love with tokoyami”
- “really??!?!!” - ashido mina
- “no not really. im aromantic dumbasses” - aoyama yuga, .5 seconds later
- “oooooooh”
- “yeah” “yeah” “yeah yeah yeah” “shut up kirishima”
- kirishima likes bakugo and is 100% totally convinced that his bro is straight and would toss him to the moon if kiri confessed or made a move so he just suffers in denial and silence
- ashido genuinely laughs for 3 entire minutes when kirishima shares this fear, but at their first meeting they held a blood oath to promise each other they wouldn’t interfere with each other’s love lives unprompted so she doesn’t explain
- todoroki is heckled for 3 meetings straight before he admits that he has feelings for midoriya, who also happened to be his gay awakening
- jirou, upon learning this information: shocking.
- todoroki seems serious and stoic about his feelings, but once he pulled an all nighter and didn’t sleep for 29 hours straight and by the end of it jirou and momo (a poor bystander pulled into the chaos by her aforementioned girlfriend) heard more bad poetry about midoriya’s freckles than they like, ever needed to hear
- kirishima’s automatic response to bakugo when he accidentally does something not-completely-platonic is to “bro” and “dude” his way out of it
- kirishima: *pins bakugo down during sparring and pauses, staring just a bit too long* bakugo: what the fuck shitty hair, is there something on my face?! kirishima, backing off really quickly: nah, bro! i was just surprised I took you down, you’re so manly, you’re a really good fighter dude—
- quickly it is discovered that others in the class besides those in the Gays Matchmaking Committee are lgbt, but at that point they’re all so comfortable being gay disasters together they just keep their meetings quiet
- momo the poor lesbian knows about them bc her girlfriend keeps disappearing what did you expect? but she keeps their secret because she Does Not Care
- she kinda wants to know the tea but she doesn’t have the time to attend their meetings anyways. that girl studies so fucking much
- midoriya: “hey todoroki, you’ve been spending a lot of time in kirishima’s room lately….”
- todoroki, thinking: I gotta play dumb
- todoroki: “who’s kirishima”
- todoroki, internally panicking: NOT THAT DUMB—
- ashido in the background facepalming
- dear god they’re all messes
Yaoyorozu Momo with her hair down is MY RELIGION
She is just to much to my heart
TO MUCH
Izuku: Always stay positive!
Izuku: [Falls down a flight of stairs]
Izuku: Wow, I got down those stairs so fast!
hi i know i hardly even go on tumblr now but i just wanted to say my love for yaoyorozu momo and jirou kyouka will always be infinite goodbye
Momo: I just got told that I’m “beautiful like a porcelain doll” and that’s a new one.
Jirou: You’re not a beautiful porcelain doll because porcelain is fragile and you’re a bad bitch.
Momo: Dude…
