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thxn-beauty
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viara

Reblog if you've been offended by the words of your own parents.

I want to know if I’m the only one.

910,776. The amount of notes on this is disgusting.

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suicidalteenagenightmares

Everyday :)

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lxvelybonesx

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Yeah.

Almost 940,000…

‘ur so chubby’,, ‘u would look so much better if u just lost a stone’,, ‘im going to put u on a diet’,, ‘maybe u could run better if u didn’t eat so much’ ,, ‘u would like pe if u exercised more and lost a bit off of Ur thighs’ ,,, sometimes I want to cry, she doesn’t realize how hard I try

953,600 is too high a number. It’s sick.

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qualitylu
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the-child-death

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

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((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

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the-child-death

((HOW THE HELL IS THIS ON TRENDING?!?!))

WE WANT OUR FREE CANDY, DAMMIT

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books-n-quotes
“Everyone thinks I’m showing off when I talk, ridiculous when I’m silent, insolent when I answer, cunning when I have a good idea, lazy when I’m tired, selfish when I eat one bite more than I should…”

— Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl

Source: booksnquotes.com
sarahthe5soslover

Here are some workouts that have really helped me tone my abs and sides (muffin-top-zone)….I’ll try and describe them as best I can since the names don’t always describe them.

  • Low-plank V-ups (also called dolphin-ups): get into plank position on your elbows, push you butt up into the air, your shoulders will come “down” and your body will form an upside down “v”. I do 3 sets of 10 and the slower you go the better the burn!
  • Hip-dips: get into plank position on your elbows, let one of your hips dip down to the floor - your whole body will twist a bit to do this - and come back up to plank position. Go back and forth on each side and go slowly, it can be a little hard on your lower back if you’re not used to planks. I try to do 3 sets of 10 on each side.
  • Toe-touches: lay on your back and raise your legs up in the air keeping them as straight as you can. Reach up and touch your toes! I do 3 sets of 20.
  • Ankle-grabs: laying on your back with your knees bent (like you’re going to do situps) let your arms rest by your side on the floor. Keeping your back on the ground, pull your body to the side so you can touch one of your ankles, then come back and do the other side. (Your back should stay on the floor for the entire thing and it’s okay if you can’t completely touch your ankles.) I do 3 sets of 20.
  • Bicycles: I think everyone has a basic idea of what these are. Just remember not to hurt your neck or pull too quickly! Go slow and try for 3 sets of 20.
  • Diamonds: laying on your back, start with your legs together flat on the ground. (I find it helpful to put my hands under my butt.) Lift your legs up and as you do, bring them out for the first half up and back in for the second half. From where you’re laying it should look like your feet are drawing a diamond in the air. I aim for 3 sets of 10 and go slow.
  • Russian Twists: sit on the ground and keep your legs bent. Hold your upper body “up” like you’re almost at full sit-up and hold your legs up…your body will look a bit like a “v” but with your legs bent and perpendicular to the floor. (I like to hold my arms up like I’m boxing but you can also hold a weight by your chest.) Twist your upper body from side to side, I like to punch a bit too at each twist. I do 3 sets of 20.
  • Side-dips: if you have weights, this is a great one to use them on, but it’s not necessary. Standing up straight keep your arms relaxed by your side. Bend your body to the side and slide your hand down the outside of your leg as far as you can comfortably go. Straighten back up and do the other side. I do 3 sets of 20 on each side, but 3 sets of 10 if I’m using weights.
  • Corner-kicks: get on the ground on your hands and knees. Starting with one leg, bring your knee to the opposite shoulder (your body will “crunch” like a situp) then kick your leg out behind you. You want to aim “out” away from your body, not straight back. I do 3 sets of 20 on each side.
  • Spider-kicks: get on the ground on your hands and knees. Starting with one leg, raise it up and try to touch your knee to the elbow on that same side (you’ll look a bit like a dog lifting its leg). Kick your leg straight back, then bring it back to your elbow. (If you can, you can do this while in a plank position for some extra burn.) I do 3 sets of 20 on each side.

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aelfcynn

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

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iridessence

and in your size

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

Oh god plz

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perfectlydaint-y
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viara

Reblog if you've been offended by the words of your own parents.

I want to know if I’m the only one.

910,776. The amount of notes on this is disgusting.

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suicidalteenagenightmares

Everyday :)

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lxvelybonesx

🥀

Yeah.

Almost 940,000…

‘ur so chubby’,, ‘u would look so much better if u just lost a stone’,, ‘im going to put u on a diet’,, ‘maybe u could run better if u didn’t eat so much’ ,, ‘u would like pe if u exercised more and lost a bit off of Ur thighs’ ,,, sometimes I want to cry, she doesn’t realize how hard I try

“you’re not skinny, you’re chubby”

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feathers-weight
Weight loss spell
💝⚡️🌷⭐️😍⬇️💫
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Lose weight overnight every time!
Unisex🌷

Like to recharge ⚡️ Reblog to cast 💫

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caffeine-scene-deactivated20190

✨FRIDAY THE 13TH WEIGHT LOSS SPELL✨

Reblog to lose 15 lbs/8 kg by August!

(IT’S FRIDAY THE 13TH BITCHES YA KNOW THIS WITCHY ASS PAGAN IS GONNA BE CASTING THOSE SPELLS AND ROCKING THOSE SUBLIMINALS)

But actually, 13 is an auspicious number in most Pagan religions (especially wicca, which I follow) so like… BITCH THIS BETTER WORK

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aylathepig

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

vampire-kohai

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

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justprettypeopleproblems
inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

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doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

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justprettypeopleproblems

I’m so mad because this worked

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britney2007spears

help me roger

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telanu
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luthienebonyx

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

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maryburgers

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

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strangenewclassrooms
  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

I have no luck right now. Halp.

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galaxypokemon06

Why does this have so many notes

because its not one of your posts.

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ana-logical

Roger is precious to me.

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diet-coke-and-black-coffee

I need something amazing, come one Roger!

Come tru roger

Home girl roger I know you got this

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pinkmanju
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sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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pinkmanju

Re-blog for weight loss!!

✨🍵✨🍵✨🍵✨🍵✨🍵✨🍵✨ This is the weight loss tea! Reblog to lose about 3-7 pounds this weekend!! 🍵✨🍵✨🍵✨🍵✨🍵✨🍵✨🍵

please please please