A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.
dude u look like shit
imagine youre a shark swimming around lifes not great but youre expecting ‘well i only gotta do this for 20 so years’ and then you just dont die
GRAND
lgbt ppl force their lifestyle on ppl? Try telling a straight woman at a hair salon you, a woman, want a buzzcut
Ashckdb when I was getting my hair cut off I showed lady the picture and she went to my mom to ask and my mom was like “….she 19” and then lady argued with me about during the ENTIRE cut and everytime she cut it shorter she said “this is nice, right? Keep it like this” I DONT WANT A BOB KAREN JUST CUT IT OFF
I was trying to go from hair halfway down my shoulder blades to a pixie cut and the lady kept asking thinking she was done (even though I’d given her a pic) my mom and I kept having to tell her “no. Even shorter” and she was like “rEaLlY” the whole godddamn time. Like please just do your job
This exact reason is why I got to barbers and not places that typically work with women’s hair. At a typical salon, it’s a battle to get just a clean, short cut, and I end up walking out looking like I’m ready to pick a fight with a manager in a grocery store. At a barber? Usually the guys are super chill about it and excited to see how they can make the cut work with my facial structure. Only a few times I’ve had a guy warn me, “there’s some parts of this cut that are super masculine, I know a way we can make it still the same cut but a *little* softer” and even then it turned out amazing.
So tl;dr pro tip for ladies looking for that nice clean buzz; barbers can be your best friend!
remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED
also like:
lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range
i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them
who’s papa john
I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.
Ah the free market at work. (Similar to when I went to CVS to pickup a 90$ prescription and they had their own generic version for 7.99).
This is important! Tell your Friends.
I can’t believe some insurances quit covering them 😐
From Slate:
The generic Adrenaclick will cost $109.99 for two doses, compared with $649.99 for the same amount of drug in an EpiPen. That’s good news, both for financial and safety reasons: STAT reported last year that some parents and institutions had begun filling up syringes with epinephrine as a cost-cutting measure, a DIY solution that could pose great risk to the children who may have eventually needed injections. A more affordable alternative will help ensure safer epinephrine injections.
That’s assuming, though, that the people who need these devices know exactly what to ask for when they’re sitting in their doctors’ offices. Otherwise, they’ll still be stuck with the overpriced product. Here’s why: The mechanism by which Adrenaclick injects the drug is slightly different from EpiPen’s mechanism, so the Food and Drug Administration has ruled that the two are not therapeutically equivalent. That distinction is important because it means a prescription for an EpiPen cannot be filled with Adrenaclick. If you want the cheaper option, you have to have an Adrenaclick prescription.
I also found a coupon from Impax on 0.15mg and 0.3mg epinephrine injection, USP auto-injectors, which appear to be the generic version of Adrenaclick; these coupons cover up to $100 per pack for 3 packs of these injectors (6 total injectors).
Some customers may be automatically eligible for $100 off the retail price thus only paying $10 for a pack, but this may be good backup for those who for whatever reason do not meet those requirements.
Pass this information on, potentially save a life.
with his flesh abroad, he wakes. on its return, he slumbers again.
the pain of departure pulls him from his dreams, his nightmares, his vast and unspeakable visions of beyond. god bless the back of the beast, for it is all that keeps us from his terrible awareness.
this is post is definitely part of something far darker than we will ever be able to comprehend
the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous
OFH DA BOHT
he really tryna square up with an alligator
and he damn well did it, too
if the horror movie doesn’t have synth in the soundtrack is it really sexy?
I think you mean scary?
i absolutely don’t
Human babies are born at the last possible moment before their craniums can’t pass through the birth canal. We’re basically all born premature because of our big brains.
big brained babies too stupid to do sick flips from tree branches
Some facts:
1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.
4) black Americans invented rock and roll.
5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.
i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..
Lesbian: liqueurs & whiskey
Gay: cocktails and vodka
Bisexual: wines and champagnes
you know i really wanted to like this post, but there’s just one little thing that’s being overlooked
don’t make me do this ginger-ale-official
please… it is your duty
I’m sorry it has come to this. I wish we could have been friends
heterosexual: ginger ale
oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? I’m going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again. have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass
