- harold, they’re lesbians
- people are gay, steven
- i’m a lesbian, carl
- don’t be a transphobe, chad
- we support the gays, david
- i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
ah, the extended edition
The person who grew up expecting to be the “chosen one” learns that they are meant to destroy the world, not save it.
earendil-elenion
sickboywolfgang
swpromptsandasks
I’m sorry but now I’m just laughing XDD
publiusmaximus
That wasn’t coke, those were “death sticks” - cigarettes.
And people were pissed that Lucas could say that tobacco was bad.
Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
these
are
the
best
movies
ever
everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.
Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:
First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.
DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle!
the lil tongue flopping out
“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”
This is heartbreaking.
Meanwhile, your chances of becoming a citizen are 3 times more likely if you’re white and from Europe. It’s racism.
shitty-car-mods-daily
Well this is useless
finally a shitty fucking car mod
Harrison Ford eating his mic is still my fav
angelrin89
The fact that Hayden Christiansen is such an absolute klutz is my favorite
I love the stormtroopers. That just could have been left in the film.
AHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAHA
Source: facebook.com
the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster
panicatthe21falloutromance
And sparknotes. Don’t forget sparknotes.
give us some sparknotes screenshots then
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses here are just a few
this man asked if its okay to buy an engagement ring with a skull on it and antoni went through every stage of grief in the background within about four seconds
acceptance
