I’m full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way

my brain has too many tabs open

Me about to do anything:

“Alright I need some music first”

team mysterious leg bruise

me to me: bitch you stress me out

due to personal reasons i’ll be going back to sleep

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

The thing about adulthood they don’t tell you about it’s that it takes a special task force and 15 spreadsheets to get a gang of 4 together for one day.

red and black

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.