i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

A big mood

I missed this video

Keeyum.

@huffpc

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

Best quote NA

omg I love this so much 

this is cute as HELL

Same energy

Cyber criminal

— Brian Andreas, Story People: Selected Stories & Drawings of Brian Andreas (via suspend)

something i wish i had realized earlier: you can write poems on the same subject more than once. you can write, paint, draw the same thing over and over if you want to. you can spend your whole life making art about oranges. i think i always felt this pressure to get it right the first time like i couldn’t go back and use that inspiration again. but you can. you can go back and revisit it. you can pick up the conversation again and again if you have more to say.

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

— (via suspend)

Me after using duolingo for a month

They getting beamed up 😩👌👽

take me too

the final moments of breaking bad

this will never be relevant to anything but a while back i ran into a bag of bread that was cut the wrong way and i lost my mind over the way one slice looked

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

UPDATE: another one came :’^)

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

that’ll learn ya

she was just thirsty :(

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

It must be awful to be bitten by a vampire and never be able to eat garlic bread again