Reblog if you think Pansexuals are valid

I just…want to see something

“You’ve Done Worse, And You Know It” as a campaign slogan will always amuse me.

The Zodiac Signs as Panic at the Disco! Lyrics

Aries: Take a chance, take your shoes off, dance in the rain

Taurus: If it feels good, taste good, it must be mine

Gemini: We were swallowin’ the nights like we had nine lives

Cancer: Assembling their philosophies from pieces of broken memories

Leo: Tonight we are victorious, champagne pouring over us, all my friends we’re glorious, tonight we are victorious

Virgo: These words are knives that often leave scars, the fear of falling apart

Libra: Then he fell in love and he didn’t know how but he couldn’t get out

Scorpio: My touch is black and poisonous and nothing like my punch drunk kiss

Sagittarius: Stop there and let me correct it, I wanna live life from a new perspective

Capricorn: My tell-tale heart’s a hammer in my chest

Aquarius: Let’s kill tonight, show them all you’re not the ordinary type

Pisces: If all our life is but a dream, fantastic posing greed then we should feed out jewelry to the sea, for diamonds do appear to be just like broken glass to me

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

They just loved messing with people. And I love them for that. They trolled before trolling existed.

We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

this actually made me start to cry

If I ever don’t reblog this, please assume I’m dead.

reblog if your blog is actually safe for bi people.

reblog if you believe bi people deserve to have a space and voice.

reblog if you recognize the specific struggles that bi people go through.

reblog if you know bi people are more than “half gay, half straight”.

reblog if you believe bi rights and representation aren’t just “catering to straight people.”

reblog if you see us.

reblog if you know we are safe on your blog.

The Signs As.... Iconic John Mulaney Quotes

Aries: “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That’s life.”“

Taurus: ”My vibe is like, you could pour hot soup in my lap and I would probably apologize to you.”                                                              

Gemini: “Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is a fucking nightmare~” 

Cancer: “First of, no.”

Leo: “My dad pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”

Virgo: “And I had that thought… That only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel could have.”

Libra: “Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

Scorpio: “I just need everyone to like me so bad.”

Sagittarius: “Everyone get out of my way. I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

Capricorn: “And I said no. You know, like a liar.”

Aquarius: “I’ll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.”

Pisces: “In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

we aren’t born dying, this is not a waiting room for the ending, of course not. do you think a movie starts just to finish? do you think a song begins just to end? no, you watch the movie to laugh and eat popcorn and learn and breathe and be happy and be together and be heartbroken, you listen to the music to sing and jump and feel and dance yourself raw. and yes the movie will end and the song will fade and we are all born knowing that death will come someday, and it will, but that’s just the ending, just the curtain call. you don’t breathe in just to breathe out, you breathe in so you can go on dates and go on a plane and hold your breath underwater, so you can laugh and dance and cry and eat pasta. we aren’t born to die, we are born to build and break and love and hurt and feel and feel and feel. we aren’t here to die, of course we’re not. we are here to live.

r.c.c

2016 vs. 2018

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

LET’S GO

— Margot Fonteyn (Royal Ballet)

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

Can’t believe Harry did one movie and I had to watch him SUFFER basically every time he was on the screen and then said he’s retiring from acting like boy if you don’t get your ass into a cliché romcom I swear to god we’re fighting