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I don’t ship Mr. Link legend of Zelda with anyone because he purposefully has the personality of a courageous piece of tissue paper and therefore just comes off as being married to his job from my point of view

Like obviously Nintendo has a few girl or woman characters they want to give you the option of thinking that Link could fall in love with. But I think that Link isn’t into any of them. He likes riding horses and hitting stuff with the master sword. He’s got no time to fall in love. Is he straight? Gay? Ace? Other unspecified sexuality? He’s never slowed down enough to think about it and he never will. He identifies as a problem for the forces of evil and that’s it.

Skyward Sword Link probably has the most personality out of all of them and even his biggest character traits are that he wants to protect his friend and his home and he has a tendency to sleep in too much. He uses his all powerful triforce wish to destroy the demon king. Dude is a special talented teachers pet that’s saving the world. He has no time for kissing.

Same thing goes for his gender, really. What’s in his pants is justice. If you ask him if he’s trans or cis he’ll just go “Hyah!” and jump off of some tall surface.

It takes a lot of energy to jump off of tall surfaces and roll across the fields of Hyrule screaming the whole time. Of course he likes food.

If you’ve ever played ocarina of time you know that the fastest non speed runner tactic way to move around is by rolling constantly and both child and adult Link scream “Hup” or “Hyah” whenever they roll so if you wanna move around fast with sound on you get used to the rhythm of Link screaming “Hup! Hup! Hyah! Hyah!” constantly and I imagine that gets tiring if you’re anyone else but the hero of time because the hero of time can apparently live off of red potion, milk, and sheer force of will.

The speed runner strat is to constantly side-hop which is its own different auditory version of hell

Forever: Philza was showing us a lot of stuff he did before, like on the other series of his. He was showing builds, the projects, big structures he does, and we were just like, "Ok Philza, why do you live in a basement in QSMP?"

Phil: [Snort-laughs]

Forever: And that's what we decide for him! We decide that Philza is going to do a new and bigger house!

Phil: Yeah, we'll see about that, we'll see about that. I really don't care about my house being large and cool and big, but... I do have some project ideas, and one of them- [whispers] One of them is gonna piss off the Federation.

Chayanne:

Phil and Forever: [Dying of laughter]

can't for the life of me remember how to spell sisyphean, no matter how many times I write it. I have to look it up every time, and you'd think that would give me a chance of remembering it for next time, but no, brain retains none of it it's always back to square 1, no progress at all. it's like. like. idk i guess there isn't really a word for it.

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

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happy decade anniversary to this post