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@sapphicsam

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).
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Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Watched an anime where a girl gets engaged to another girl in the first episode. Spends the entire series fawning over her fiance, talks about how much she adores her fiance, fantasizes about the life she’ll have with her fiance. Calls her fiance her “bride”. Has a whole breakdown when she and her fiance end up in a rough patch. Comes to a new mutual understanding with her fiance that leaves them closer than ever. Gets married and the two of them live in the countryside and care for children.

Then I come online and see some dipshit go, “They didn’t kiss onscreen though, so its not actually gay.”