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Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

tony stark + text posts

Tony Stark in every MCU movie – Part 1

[part 2]

hire me for just whatever

[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

#Team MIT  [insp]

Happy Birthday Peter Parker! (August 10)

mood

Avengers Endgame Deleted Scene

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

This post came into my home and shot me on sight

Someone PLEASE give RDJ an award

#the purest thing in all of the mcu

that video of somebody putting makeup on an egg and somehow making that egg looks exactly like 89% of instagram just explains makeup culture more thoroughly than anyone on here ever could

in case you guys don’t know what i’m talking about

#A HERO