just a little snotty good boy, Lukas

actually very funny to consider this from bennet's pov. like this hot single mom and her extended family move into your apartment complex after helping you out at your job and she kisses your ouchie better literally at your first meeting. and then not even 48 hours later she and her group have killed all four of your presidents. and she's Still flirting with you. what the fuck

to the me in the future

Heaven and Earth

I love when my borzoi does the thing

What kind of squirrel is this?

*loud gesturing*

+ the prequel that i realized i never posted here LOL

Modern!AU in which Cyno runs a biweekly TRPG campaign for the local community center kids.

the common name "fools gold" for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they're like "We're calling this Copper for Idiots"

MOUSE YAOI REAL

I realized I never posted these here on tumblr! 2020 did unspeakable things to my mind and body…I staggered away from lockdown with a whole pitch of how I would make an animated Cats adaptation. I got the whole thing up here *taps skull*—it would be Very Good. I can’t think about it too much lest I awaken my sleeping obsession…still want to finish Old Deut and Macavity one of these days.

Fun fact: The term "Jellicle Cat" is actually the cats’ mishearing of the term "Dear Little Cat" (this gives me much joy)

@thedrawingduke on Instagram

A skilled artisan is a joy to witness

Yo every single step of this is SO FUCKING HARD 

THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO FUCK IT UP

I JUST

thinking about Them (the fish on jiang cheng's guan)

Them

i have a feeder cam up on my board and a mourning dove is trying and absolutely failing to seduce a lady mourning dove and my students are all making fun of his rizz game

if you needed proof that middle schoolers will make fun of anything and everything just sit in my room of 8th graders blasting this guy for his ineffective dances and mediocre song

Meet the Common Bronzewing (Phaps chalcoptera)! This pigeon is widespread across Australia, where it lives in a variety of habitats including forests, deserts, and savannas. Structural coloration, rather than pigmentation, is the reason the plumage on its wings has an iridescent effect. What’s unique about its vibrant feathers is the range of color displayed on individual barbs; typically only one color is seen per barb. Photo: JJ Harrison https://www.instagram.com/p/B749xVPgnnc/?igshid=wnlnuah6g6vn

Retrospective

Hello Brother, said Wolf.

Hello Sister, said Dog.

How much you have changed after you went to sit by the fire with the Others, said Wolf.

How little you have changed after I left the Old Pack, said Dog.

You have baubles jingling from your harness, and your coat has grown soft to invite stroking hands, said Wolf.

I have an iron collar of deadly spikes, said Dog, and my teeth have not grown dull.

You are sleek and well fed, said Wolf, and then she asked, won't you share a lamb from your flock, so that I may prosper this bleak winter, as your sister?

I will not, said Dog, for the Others have given me the sacred duty to guard them. The Flock gives its body so the New Pack may keep its strength and use it to nurture the next generation. I have made my pact to uphold this cycle. You have made no vow, and run from your mother's flank to scavenge the middens of my New Pack.

I will give you not one lamb, Sister Wolf, and if you wish to take one, we must fight, pronounced Dog.

Aye Brother, so we must fight then, said Wolf.

Oh my God!! 💜

Media illiterate king <3

cyno and tighnari in the fontaine exhibition.