-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great
-This girl
They are both right
college is so STUPID why can’t i go 5 times and major in 10 different things for $999 total and then do like, 3 MFAs on the house
“We’re looking for a junior developer with the experience of a senior developer for the salary of an intern.”
In Black Widow (2021) it’s clear from the very beginning that all events happen in a fictional, unrealistic universe, because nobody ever said “I want to stay in Ohio” in real life.
"you have the same hours in a day than jeff bezos"
he has more spaceships than i do houses bethany
lmao wtf is that argument supposed to mean?
~we're all equal we all have the same time in a day~
only most of us spend it hungry and exhausted
look at the brighter side, we have all that time to kill jeff bezos
spending my days hungry, exhausted, and planning to kill jeff bezos
i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that
Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??
Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter
Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!
Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.
Women’s Section: Oh you want a plain tee-shirt? Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!
Men’s Section: Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through. Have a nice day!
Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???
Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks
Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??
Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day
i found the post again
Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.
Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things
Women’s section: RUFFLES AND GLITTER
Men’s section: here’s some quality fabric, come again when your shirt gets a small hole after 32 years
Women’s section: Oh, this is a nice plain t-shirt, finally– oh, wait, it has a slogan written on it… “tokyo girl” “los angeles” “liberté”…. WHERE ARE THE PLAIN SHIRTS
Men’s section: here are 100 plain shirts in literally every shade you could ask for, knock yourself out
Women’s section: you want to showcase yourself as a decoration and look palatably breedable to men, right?
Mens section: you want to be comfy, right?
. WE NEED to appreciate the raw power which bisexual women wield. We MUST kiss our bisexual women! We must give bisexual women everything!!!!! U go find your local bi woman and you tell her you are sorry!!!!!!!
