Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.
When I’m wearing military aesthetic this is what I mean:
Nobody ever writes stories about kids who want to learn the classical violin but whose parents force them to learn the electric guitar instead.
Generationally speaking, we are well past the point where this is a plausible storyline.
"But papà! I wish to play in an orchestra!"
"That noise ain't music! We only play Classic Rock in this family! And you will address me as 'daddio' while you're livin' under my roof, kid!"
Small Child (miserably): "I dig."
in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
working on a new song, i sat still with my dog on my lap for 6 hours. ooops!
listen I used to re-read LoTR mutliple times a year when I was younger, but Discworld truly rewired my brain
the secret to life is having a beautiful woman all over you. every once in a while. just a little. as a treat
Sue De Beer, Two Girls, 2001
My archeology class has really given me a renewed and visceral hatred of ancient aliens shitheads literally the laziest and most incurious and thoroughly racist pseudoscience in existence
Archeologists: the sarcophagus lid of Pakal the Great depicts the moment of his transformation from a living lord to a sacred ancestor, literally poised between life and death along the axis of the World Tree as he descends into the underworld. It's a beautiful and stunning piece of art providing an unparalleled glimpse of Maya cosmology.
Literally the stupidest person alive: it spaceship
Never a day in my life would I play that Diablo game why is the camera up there…..
Some choice selections from TF2 wiki’s “non-player characters” page, which presumably are a lot funnier if you don’t know anything about TF2.
arthur come sit over here son. I want to show you something called Steven Universe
