I still believe in heroes

King Shit

I just absolutely need y’all to read his reasons for this decision, which he posted over two Instagram posts. It is golden!

I say, without the slightest bit of irony, I stan this gay icon!!

the oft unspoken truth of society is that the line between quirky and cringy is often how conventionally attractive you are

WE SEE UR CRIME

HIS GUILTY LITTLE FACE OMG

Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan and Daniel Brühl on set of “The Falcon and The Winter Soldier” | Dec. 2019

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this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

Butterfly effect

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

i love how the crowd goes nuts

Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?

How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??

Fucking fascinating

We don’t know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS

If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you'll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It's just your brain's interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again

Reality can’t be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses can’t be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want

Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein's Theory of Experiential Epistomology

Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.

when you shitpost so hard you become a presocratic

Look at them!!

Best friends

Lizzo being the relatable Queen™ that she is.

Bonus: Renner and Samuel L Jackson teasing Evanstan/Stucky

THIS IS THE KIND OF QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE ON MY DASH!

Felt like that when I found out

While verifying this I found out that Chelsea Peretti’s brother, Jonah Peretti, is the CEO of Buzzfeed

Okay apparently he also is a cofounder of The Huffington Post and created the concept of reblogging/retweeting  which is really not where I saw this post going 

I can’t stop laughing because…

like I don’t know how you can get more obvious than tweeting “I’m sure I’m bisexual,” but clearly The Sun isn’t convinced

tbt to the time a bi woman explicitly said she was sure she was bisexual and “journalists” were like

I mean, it’s a thing…

biphobia is rampant in all walks of life sadly

The look on Bowie’s face in that last picture, he’s just like “how thick are you? I’m bi, deal with it”

#thank u for ur honesty magneto

“Magneto proclaims himself as the supreme gay, but considers that Thor might be gayer.”

Confirmed: magneto is a top but he’d bottom for thor

Wouldn’t we all

POKÉMON FACT

I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT