i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: those baby monkeys were problematic a.f. for preferring cloth mother over wire mother

they just hate strong women

this

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

john mulaney has checked into rehab. here’s what we are going to do:

• support him

• wish him well

• respect his privacy

here’s what we are NOT going to do

• make jokes because addiction is not funny

• speculate anything about his marriage or personal life

• attack those in his personal life (*ahem, leave anna alone. don’t go asking pete davidson for details. none of that)

addiction is a serious disease, and while this news may be troubling, i am so proud of him for seeking help. you can too.

world heritage post

me as a kid refusing to examine why i exclusively obsessed over female characters and their actresses

as soon as a man says female i tune out. fuck you

If anyone is confused, basically, there’s a huge difference between using female as an adjective and using it as a noun. Saying “a female pilot” isn’t weird but just calling a woman “a female” makes many women feel gross. It feels weirdly dehumanizing, especially considering that many men who are guilty of this don’t refer to men as “males” (instead of “men and women” it’s “men and females.”) Just say “woman.” It’s not that hard.

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

Unmute !

The girls are TALKING

the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY

Who is your dad, now?

I WILL reblog this video every damn time I see it because this kids is A GENIUS

fine..if you insist

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

I SAID

“MA'AM

DOESN’T YOUR HUSBAND HAVE

Honestly I wonder how many women would have “grown out” of being tomboys if we had literally ever seen adult butch women on TV or in a movie or read about one. We occasionally get the little girl character who likes playing in the mud or catching bugs (which, don’t get me wrong, is great) but nothing after childhood. It’s like girls are being told, “we’ll tolerate this for a little while but eventually you have to be consumable.”

POV: you just moved to a new country and an enthusiastic classmate walks you through the morning routine

Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

credit goes to: tiktok account-@riskhappy, idk if she has a youtube channel or anything

anyway this is pretty funny so enjoy

I loved this

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

I have had this conversation with clients on. multiple occasions. keeping a straight face doesn’t get any easier