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@sapereaude14-blog

The universe is a funny dude
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I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: “Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

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yellowpoet

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

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straight people: * make every movie straight and assume their infant children are already straight*
lgbt couple: indirectly look at each other in public
straight people: thats it. ive had it. im not homophobic but this is too much. its all in my face and i cannot do this. my heterosexual eyes are throbbing-