HOT STRIKE SUMMER CONTINUES
We live in an age of regrettably half-assed insults. I would have done great at like 1654 where you could walk up to someone you don't like and just say shit like "how cruel can nature be, that now age denies you wisdom, as youth once forbade you beauty" and get stabbed.
blacktopmojos-deactivated201903
the holy trinity
Getting all the sages in TOTK
im having a moment
im turning rbs off of this in 24hrs you have my express permission to repost this image as much as you desire idc.
lavender-manna
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
libertypical
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
Let’s get this to 500k
Time for 1 Million let’s do it
guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm
Just saw a small child fishing by the river instead of being on his phone. Is this how we want our society to be…?
I live in rural France
Biden’s rural France
One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.
PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK DAY 5: Favorite period drama film ↳ PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN TRILOGY (2003-2007)
We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights
artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void
sexuality is so complicated</3
I like men in a faggy way & women in a dykey way but you cant just say that bc people are cowards abt the nuances of gender and sexuality
woah
are you guys seeing this.
I think I finally found a job I want to do. President of the United States. You don’t look excited. — No, sure, sounds like a fun project. — Is this about the play? Because I loved it. — You don’t want to waste your money putting in on, but running for president, that’s a sound investment?
SUCCESSION (2018–2023) S01E10: Nobody Is Ever Missing
Source: bladesrunner
why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.
