before i realised i was gay the idea of being a housewife was horrifying but NOW all i want is to wear aprons and bake for my wife on our little farm while also tending to the animals and taking care of our house until she comes home and then eat dinner and we cuddle up on the couch with our dogs until bedtime🌸
Leopard Seal
The leopard seal (Hydrurga leptonyx), also referred to as the sea leopard, is the second largest species of seal in the Antarctic (after the southern elephant seal). The leopard seal is large and muscular, with a dark grey back and light grey on its stomach. Its throat is whitish with the black spots that give the seal its common name. The overall length of this seal is 7.9–11.5 feet and weight is from 440 to 1,320 pounds.
Kermit says you’re valid!
Request any gender, any sexuality! MOAGAI safe space!
if you never read “the yellow wallpaper” in 10th grade american lit now is not NOT the time to read it
hundondestiny
Kinda goes to show the synergy between reactionary governance and patriarchal control of gender
This is why you do not give politicians extra ‘emergency’ powers. It never actually makes marginalized people safer.
i know there’s 9 hours left but i think we can call this one
its been over 10 years and i can still hear the sound like it just happened
moonlandingwasfaked
some people on this site have never heard this noise before
pernicious-jellyweasel
Played it for my kids and my 9 year old ran out of the room
My boyfriend discovered this entirely unnecessary and kinda hidden game mechanic in Animal Crossing, here’s me showing it off on stream today.
u ever see a pigeon on public transport and wonder if it knows what the hell it’s doing
I get sad because I wonder if they’ll make it back to their families or their mate. :(
ramseyringnecks
Don’t be sad, friend! They know exactly what they’re doing. ^v^
Pigeons have the same cognitive capacity as five year old humans, and have been documented taking advantage of our transportation systems to commute back and forth from foraging grounds farther than they could have easily flown, at a much lower energy cost.
They know the times, which trains go where, where all the best food stops are, and which stop is theirs.
And they tend to be model passengers, taking their seats under the big human seats, and politely filing out at their work and home stops. ^v^
ask-koki-kariya
pigeon has responsibilities I’m so proud of them
1 reblog equals one hug
personpitch2007
DELETE THIS POST
stumbleoutermales
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
The End, by Alister Lockhart.
Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.
Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?
xdominoe
And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’
reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’
I personally would be trying to give the Great One flowers and chocolate, but I don’t fault others for watching to get a picture of something so glorious and terrible. 😍
These are photos taken by Robert Landsburg of the eruption of Mount St. Helens in 1980. He realized he would never get to safety in time, so he kept taking pictures of the ash cloud for as long as possible. Then he put the camera securely in his bag and lay down on top of it to protect it before being engulfed in the pyroclastic flow. When they found his body, the recovered the pictures were invaluable to geologists because no one had ever been able to document an eruption that close up before.
There are many more such photographs of unimaginable perspectives taken moments before death, only because of the compelling human desire to assert that we were here, this happened, this was real. It’s the most human desire there is - to reach out across time and space to connect with our fellow beings until our last breath.
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