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I'm Stephen
I write poetry & quality text posts & do performance
@glamstructed: I just associate it so strongly with wetsuits, which I hate. but yeah that's fair, our perceptions of stuff always wind up skewed by who we spend our time with, I guess

yes!! this is why I have never “gotten” it as a fetish thing. always hated wetsuits

maybe the fact that i don’t like neoprene is just a function of childhood negative sensory experiences w wetsuits?

i always thought it was a kind of levis and leather puritanism

what a relief

anyone here?

hi

i’m here!

you can ask me questions if you want to

crazy to have this document of my life here, i both value it and feel embarrassed

happy quarantine guys

@glamstructed says: do most people like neoprene??

i guess it’s really a list of “things many people i know like, but i don’t,” where “people i know” is a very skewed category of people

REMEMBER ME?

here’s a list of 10 things I dislike that most people like

1. villanelles* 2. neoprene 3. the "there's one sestina in this book" move 4. poetry by former slam poets that "isn't slam" but relies heavily on the strategies of slam 5. Renee Fleming 6. "private" social media accounts 7. the "oh no wait look there are actually a FEW sestinas in this book" move 8. Leonardo DiCaprio 9. Martin Scorcese 10. pineapple

hey guys

i know i’m never on here anymore, and it is because i do not want to be!

but right now

i’m on a plane, and i kind of wanted to

check back in

so if you ask me a question

i will answer you

I love to ride a bike through nature. If it just so happens to involve the filming location of Duel (1971), that’s even better.

Back in the 90s, some people realized celebrity domain names coult net a pretty penny. They’d buy a celebrity’s domain name then wait for that celebrity to contact them once they realized they needed a website. Then they could charge that celebrity whatever they wanted to buy their name back.

So this is a clip from a larger video where Lil Kim talks about trying to buy her domain name but it was already taken – by Left Eye, who bought all her friend’s names to hand them over for free before random people bought them. Left Eye was truly ahead of her time in so many ways. That’s a level of loyalty and prescience you can’t find easily and I love finding out new things about her like this.

(the full segment is cute too about Kim’s admiration for TLC and her relationship with Left Eye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIMqv2NDUxs)

Broadway headlines are like

“New Jenna Cast in Waitress

“Lin-Manuel Miranda Involved in Big Heckin’ Project™”

Random Feature Film to Be Adapted into a Musical”

Random Musical to Be Adapted into a Feature Film (And Is Never Heard From Again)”

In The Heights Movie Still Going Strong, Though”

“Newsie Cast in West Side Story (Hollywood Star Also Cast)”

“First Look: The Ghost of Elaine Stritch as Jenna in Waitress

“Former Hamilton/Dear Evan Hansen Cast Member Does a Thing”

Play with Big Star To Close Early”

“Obligatory News Update about Our Queen, Patti LuPone”

Show That Deserves Better Sets Broadway Closing Date (Because F You, That’s Why)”

“At Least Show Is Going On Tour”

Wicked Movie Announces One (1) New Production Team Member to Convince You It’s Still Alive”

“The Fab Five from Netflix’s Queer Eye Cast as the Next Jenna in Waitress