spending the entire day writing one paragraph

something even funnier about astarion torturing petras to find out where cazador is hiding and being like batman voice WHERE IS HE. TELL ME. when like. he's literally where u left him. have u checked the huge gothic mansion where he lives? Cazador Is In His House

tfw your druid girlfriend gets easily overwhelmed in the city and needs a little treat (x)

me every day

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

happy anniversary

average Astarion interaction

people who have obsessions are the only ones i know how to buy presents for. everyone else gets the loose change at the bottom of my purse

Do you see the difference between ascended Astarion and spawn Astarion XD

This is a really fun post as you’re scrolling and he just kinda peeks at you

reminder to put this man in a tight elven armor

Yeah Gale. I’m with Astarion.

Dude’s been consuming me in every possible way for weeks now.

I sat on the grass with you once. What is this, kindergarten?

Asking if they read Harry Potter = First base

Show magic trick = second base

Sit on grass = third base

Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Whispering

Enjoy Whispering (headphones recommended)

You must be strong for this one, my friends

when his eyes do the thing

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

need him in a way. not telling you which one