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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

I know I sound like

your mom but you kids need to

stop fucking vaping

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

STEM people will go on about how humanities are useless compared to STEM, and then they'll say the most ignorant, stupid thing that you've ever heard in your life.

"Learn to code!" Not until YOU put YOUR code down for 2 hours and read a basic history book before you burden us with your wisdom.

For all of my US followers for whom general public official election day is coming up (Nov. 7th) PLEASE do not become so disillusioned with the current state of higher power politicians that you skip out on voting for local offices; off year and local elections are already critically unemphasized but these are the people who have the most direct power over jails, police, school curriculum, etc. Do not let your grief be weaponized as a distraction from also continuing to fight police brutality, queer and bipoc censorship in schools, bodily autonomy, housing inequality, etc, on the smaller scale battlefields where every vote truly does count

It can be so frustrating to vote in small local elections because info is harder to find, but if you take the time to google vote411 and go to their website, get your personal ballot, and then look up the candidates, you will always find that two people are running for a local school board, and one is a lovely person who has slowly been effecting positive change for three decades and the other is a real estate broker who wants more money. And then you have the power to vote against the money asshole and for the nice person in a race that can genuinely go down to a handful of votes. Feels awesome, man. Vote out the bitch who voted against reasonable COVID measures in your local high school 3 years ago.

Vote in your local, off-year elections because if you don't, that's how the book burners get on the school board

not to be boring but I like when evil characters…. well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.

I just needed to preserve these tags. For reasons.

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

hammer-headed bats are the only thing you should be thinking about

fun fact these babies get BIG

truly the best possible lifeform

ANGELS LIVING THEIR BEST LIFE

America slaughtering buffalo and moving whole tribes for the sake of building railroads only to decide they dont actually like trains is giving the same energy as the english conquering the world for spices and then deciding they didnt like any of them. like father like son

LETS GO!!!!! THE SHITBAG YOUNGER BROTHER ALSO COMMITS GENOCIDE AND OTHER COLONIAL ATTROCITIES!!!!!

so then is Canada "did all that for fur and then decided not to wear it? (see above re: plastic)"

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there’s an illusion that there’s still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it’s close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can’t argue against this by the way.

#I didn't realize this was an age thing and not the animaniacs are coming after you thing (via @spacebras)

I didn't stretch and Yakko Warner personally beat me with a sack full of hammers

this is what i imagined would happen after A Miser Brothers Christmas

LET THE BROS HUG IT OUT GOD DAMMIT

the world is a better place with trans women in it. trans women are valuable and important members of our communities. trans women deserve safety and protection and love.

Evening dress ca. 1905

From Kerry Taylor Auctions

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

i realized that i like the format because it's the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.

Shoutout to the folks who wish they could be feminine the way men are feminine, and shoutout to the folks who wish they could be masculine the way women are masculine.

Who the hell can afford to replace these things that often? Being able to buy my FIRST couch is like a daydream I come back to?! (I don't want a used bedbugs one) Also what the fuck do you MEAN microwaves have removable filters somewhere

Here's a different edition

YALL BITCHES ARE REPLACING FURNITURE BECAUSE IT'S *OLD*????

Edit: ohhh no way in FUCK are you tossing out SHEETS, you get some good thrifted linen and that shit's living through your grandkids, fuck off

WE NEED HUSBANDS | MORE TONGUE LESS TEETH

A group of men spectating and supporting the 1993 March on Washington for Lesbian, Gay, and Bi-Equal Rights and Liberation

why is a photo from 1993 in black and white

because black and white photography existed in 1993 and still exists today and is often employed by artists to bring a certain level of subtlety, intimacy, distance, or many other interpretations to a piece

yes and, also, you can develop and print black and white film very easily yourself in fairly simple labs either at home or at schools, professional labs, etc. this is part of the artistry involved in shooting film. i was taught to do this in high school which for me was even slightly after the 90s. people still shoot film a lot as it gives you much more control over many aspects of image creation than digital, creates physical media instead of digital files, and isn't limited by file size or resolution. there are still lots of film labs around

To make the connection with this last addition a bit more clear: up until the advent of digital photography, film had to be developed, which meant you had two options for getting your film from camera to photo:

1. Take it to someone else to get them developed. This person sees all the photos they're developing for you. Asking the wrong person to develop photos of you with your partner is potentially life-ruining for someone in the closet.

2. Develop them yourself! For obvious reasons, many LGBTQ+ people chose this option, and black & white photography's relative ease and accessibility made it popular in marginalized communities in general even after the advent of color photography.

I did darkroom photography during the 90s. I cannot tell you how many times I was asked to develop-- or just take-- photos that couldn't go to the photomat.

Towards the end of the film era, the whole development process was automated, and often done without human involvement until the customer inspected the prints. Unfortunately, some genius got the idea of making the photos running through the drying process visible to anyone walking by the store. I know two different people who ended up showing their, ahem, private photos to an entire shopping mall.